Not that it matters, but Ike Davis is batting .520 this Spring. He’s on the Athletics now.
I will always root for Ike. We like Ike. I’m very happy with Duda, our new girlfriend–I mean 1B–and I wish our ex well.
We all know he can hit the ball a mile. He just had a really bad case of the METS. Hopefully he’s over it now.
Remember when he was slated to be the cornerstone linchpin of the franchise? That was roughly two years ago. Wow do the Mets screw up their players.
The New York Mets dramatically cut security staff at Citi Field in recent years despite concerns the moves would lead to increased response times for emergencies and fights as well as longer wait times at ticket gates, internal documents show.
Well, first of all, fuck rent-a-cops and fuck regular cops and whatnot, but wow. I was not able to get stats on how many security guards they had in 2009 as compared to now. I was not able to get stats comparing their current security team to other stadiums and vfenues that hold roughly 40,000 people.
As Matt “Faggot” (Leo DiCaprio’s words, not mine!) Cerrone said, “real fans go to the game…and wait an hour to get in! And get mugged!”
This means two things: First, nobody is coming so we don’t need people to pat fans down. Second, when it comes to fan safety, the Wilpons are going with the Ivan Drago approach: If he dies, he dies.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Metsblow is the easiest gig in town because it WRITES ITSELF. I could hire an intern to copy & paste the articles from Metsblog, add “lol” at the end, and that would work perfectly every time.
Daniel Murphy is fine! They said.
Daniel Murphy is day to day! They said.
Daniel Murphy will be back tomorrow! They said.
And now? Nothing. No reports. No updates. Nothing.
I mentioned that I appreciated Alderson’s transparency regarding Jew money ticket sales. Well, how bout for once in the history of the fucking Mets, we get some fucking transparency regarding injuries?
The silence all but guarantees he’s headed to the DL.
Jose Reyes will be back tomorrow. Murph? Soon enough, we can only hope.
Duda left the game with back problems. HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO…
Vegas Odds:
1:1 he’s out forever
2:1 he’s out forever ever
5:1 he’s out until Wheeler comes back
5,000,000,000:1 he’s actually just fine
Yaaaay June 2016 return! Yaaaay! He’ll be back yaaaay!
Can’t wait till the Wilpons blame this season’s shitty performance on injuries.
Alderson acknowledged ticket sales are a factor when determining the lineup, the rotation, etc. Ultimately, the right move was made with resting Harvey for all of last season because they want him around for years and years and years.
I appreciate Alderson’s transparency. Just came right out and said, “yep, we’ve got major Jew owners who really need to sell tickets. We’re trying to sell tickets. This is a business.” I appreciate that.
My advice: WIN!!! The Jewpons haven’t figured this one out yet. They try and save money by not signing talent or whatever. Alderson probably understands this more than they do. Hopefully he can convince them. WIN!! Winning sells tickets! Winning sells jerseys! Winning sells! The winning premium is the greatest premium of all. I wish the Jewpons understood that you gotta spend money to make money. I wish they understood that winning sells tickets. Please, Sandy, continue your transparency with us AND with them. Let them know that winning is what matters most. Did Steinbrenner care about winning or did he care about making as much money as possible? It doesn’t matter! They are one in the same.
You know it’s already been commented on multiple times here at Metsblow. However, I want to say this one last time: Opening Day starter aka #openingdaygate is a NONSTORY.
The Wilpons are using their Jew-media influence to sway public opinion against Terry Collins. In the words of Dan Warthen’s favorite Chinaman, Dice-K: “hypeuuuu!! Anti-Corrins hypeuuuuu!!” They’re vilifying him so they can blame him and fire him and repeat the losing cycle without taking all, if any, of the heat. Fuck the Wilpons. Metsblow.
P.S. Big Sexy on Opening Day. Get em, Bart. I like it. I like the whole damn rotation.
P.P.S. He’s gonna bat. If there’s anything that rivals the electricity of #HarveyDay, it’s #BartoloBats.
The Daily News said it was a “head-scratcher” that Big Sexy Colon is starting Opening Day.
1) Praise Jesus, Opening Day is so close!
2) the NYDN is so fucking dumb. The Mets are starting their only Cy Young winner. The Mets are starting the only guy that won 15 games for em last year. The Mets are starting the only guy that suited up for the full season in 2014. The Mets are starting their only seasoned veteran–you NEVER give the keys to the castle to a young bull. It’s a no brainer.
3) The NYDN is paid by the Jewpons to undercut TC’s decisions and to turn the fanbase against the players and coaches.
4) While Metsblow may rip into the players, it comes from love and understanding. Although Metsblow is a part of the media now, it is the only media source that hasn’t been bought out by the Jewpons. It is the only media source written by someone who participates in athletic events. It is the only media source that understands the locker room and understands the true nature of teamwork and the game.
Matt Cerrone, the Metsblog douche lackey of the Wilpons, just wrote, “It’s worth noting that actual Mets fans will be in the stands, enjoying the show.” This is in reference to all the #HarveyDays that are coming up.
In the words of Leo DiCaprio, “you two-faced faggot!” You sycophantic, brown-nosing, boot-licking, doormat puppet domesticated cornball bitch. Wipe baby Jeffy’s bottom and kiss it. Tell him how yummy his baby farts smell.
Fuck you. Don’t ever talk to me about real fans–about “actual” fans. Don’t ever tell me what to do. Don’t ever tell me to give the Wilpons a god damn cent of my money. Are you gonna buy tickets for all the actual fans? Fuck you. How dare you imply that you’re even a Mets fan.
P.S. The cable company monopoly on sports is bullshit, too. I pay nearly $200/month just so I can have SNY. Girls don’t have cable TV anymore. They should offer an a la carte/dim sum kinda menu.
Does Money Muno have a home run today? Yes.
Does Money Muno have a triple today? Yes.
Does Money Muno read Metsblow? Undoubtedly, yes.
So my motivation was obviously vital, but I won’t take all the credit. I credit Alderson and TC for blindly throwing this no-name into the mix. I credit Latos for being over the hill. And of course, I credit Grapefruit League pitching in general for being dogshit.
Money Muuuuuunnnooo!! Metsblow.
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