La Potencia!!! 4y/$110m. Totally fair for the hardest hitting player in the fucking league. And on this, the day wordpress is asking me to renew my account. Guess I gotta do it. Guess it’s thanks to me. Thanks to us, Metsblow nation. We prayed and we forced those Jews to cough up a little bit of Jew gold.
The Cubs are scared, and likely still drunk. Now we pray for good health and we’ve got a fucking shot. It’s actually a good time to be a Mets fan, and we all know Yo was the turning point.
Mets still blow, and will find new ways to blow, but we blow a lot less today.
This is a fucking tragedy. We went to the voting booths with confidence. We believed we’d win. But our worst fears have been realized. We failed. This is a dark day for Metsblow Nation. The Braves signed Colon for 1yr/12.5mil. The world just keeps turning for the worse. Tiz the life of a Mets fan.
Just sign Yo. For the love of Gawd. I think I can make it through the next 4 years if we have Yo.
I can see the Post headline now: Familia beats his familia. Har har. But can you blame him? After that wildcard game performance? I’m surprised he didn’t burn his house down with his whole familia inside. Maybe his wife dressed as Bumgarner for Halloween. Or that guy that hit the dinger. Colin whatever, maybe? I don’t remember his name and I’m not looking it up.
I went to the game and I have no recollection of it or if anything, really. You probably got wind of my selective amnesia as you agonized over when the next Metsblow would come out. I don’t know what’s happened this past month. I know I have $100 on the Injuns to win it all (which I put down as soon as the Mets lost). Oh, and I know the Mets have to pay Yo, but that’s it. It’s just been: Wake up…care just enough to live that I keep breathing and drinking water…try to go to sleep. It’s probably been worse for Familia. And his wife probably has the jimmy legs. Plus, this is all still rumors & gossip…and a police report.