The Daily News said it was a “head-scratcher” that Big Sexy Colon is starting Opening Day. 

1) Praise Jesus, Opening Day is so close!

2) the NYDN is so fucking dumb. The Mets are starting their only Cy Young winner. The Mets are starting the only guy that won 15 games for em last year. The Mets are starting the only guy that suited up for the full season in 2014. The Mets are starting their only seasoned veteran–you NEVER give the keys to the castle to a young bull. It’s a no brainer.

3) The NYDN is paid by the Jewpons to undercut TC’s decisions and to turn the fanbase against the players and coaches. 

4) While Metsblow may rip into the players, it comes from love and understanding. Although Metsblow is a part of the media now, it is the only media source that hasn’t been bought out by the Jewpons. It is the only media source written by someone who participates in athletic events. It is the only media source that understands the locker room and understands the true nature of teamwork and the game.