What the FUCK is wrong with you? I understand why Jew ass media has to spin it. Meaningful September baseball!!! But the fans? The supposedly unbiased folk? Fuck y’all. We jumped the MARLINS in the wildcard race. That doesn’t mean shit. Shut the fuck up.
We’re hitting dingers, but we’re still living and dying off of that. Nothing has changed. We’re barely a .500 team. Thankfully, with the exception of the Nats, our schedule is baby butt soft. We might squeak in.
Matz is dead. Walker is dead. What does it even matter?
You’ve gotta love the spin zone hot take that the paid media is using: September baseball is exciting!! Thanks, thrill-seeking whores, but I’d rather be a 100 win team guaranteed to make the postseason instead. Dipshits.
I can’t believe it’s a “hot take” to scream and holler about paying Yo. Are you fucking kidding me, Jewpons? Do you not see Piazza jerseys everywhere? Do you not understand that competitive relevance and superstardom are your biggest moneymakers? Fuck you, you stupid Jews. Greedy Jews ain’t new but stupid Jews gives us a bad name you fucking retards.
Of course Yo did it. Who the fuck else would? Shoutout to Reyes for manufacturing the tying run in the 8th. Shoutout to Montero for returning from the dead and pitching 5 scoreless innings. In 2013, this guy had Harvey hype! And we haven’t even heard his name in over a year. Ahhh, Mets prospects. But hey, he came back from the dead. Impressive. Let’s see him do it again.
Anyone else notice a sliiiight change in output since Yo returned to the lineup? He makes EVERYONE better, even the pitchers, because they’re all more relaxed. Yo is the epicenter and everything stems from him. Pay him. Fucking pay him.
Also the Phillies have HORRIBLE pitching.
Also Ruggiano is already dead and we should pray for deGrom.
Terry Collins is confused. First of all, we’re winning a game here and there. That’s confusing as shit. But let’s go over the actual things he fucked up.
Collins let COLON swing away with a runner on 1st and 1 out. He took the bunt off with 0-1. UNREAL. UN FUCKING REAL. That right there is a fire-worthy offense. And what’s your argument there, Terry? That he’s not a good bunter? That’s because you haven’t taught him, you fucking mook!
Having only allowed maybe 1 hit all game at this point (maybe 2 at most), Collins had Big Sexy IBB the #8 hitter with two outs and a runner on second. Colon, visibly pissed at this, promptly let up an RBI single to the pitcher. Was it on purpose? No. But did Terry’s lack of faith in his ace disturb the team? Absolutely. He did a LOT to fuck this game up. Luckily the Phillies can’t pitch for shiiiiit and we teed off on em.
Flores was very lucky. The grand salami was skillful, but he should have been TRUCKED at 1st base earlier in the game. Good thing the Phillies ain’t playing for shit and are baby soft. Utley would’ve killed him. Flores doesn’t know how to play 1st and he should’ve been injured on a play where he lollygagged to 1st after (poorly) fielding a grounder and didn’t toss it to Bart.
Jay Bruce had a golden sombrero. Andelay!
I attended this game. Colon is riveting on the mound and at the plate. Seeing him get two hits was cool. Seeing the Mets win was cool. But the most exciting part by far is Yo. He is the TRUTH. Sign him up forever. Reyes has brought welcomed energy to the team. But the team goes how Yo goes and everyone knows it. He hits the ball harder than anyone I’ve ever seen. He shoots middle and makes the pitchers shit themselves.
I’ve never done seent deGrom pitch so poorly once, let alone twice in a row. I can only assume he’s badly injured. Bye bye ace! Bye bye rotation! I fucking love deGrom. We all do, obviously. He’s the only good player on the team, really (besides Yo). And now he’s probably deAd. He’s just letting up dinger after dinger. It’s so fucking bad.
So what the fuck are the Mets gonna do? Where the fuck is Montero!? What a classic Mets prospect!
Also, Bruce got what was practically his first hit ever as a Met and then came up lame. He should be fine. Apparently it’s a re-aggravation from when he fouled a ball off his leg this past weekend. At least he got a fucking hit.
Terry is really bad at making the lineup. Make a damn lineup and stick to it. Our pitching has fallen apart but we’ve actually been scoring runs recently. Reyes 1, Dru 2, and so on. It’s not complicated. I guess it’s tougher with Neil on paternity leave. But it’s not. Really, it’s not. Yo 1, Yo 2, Yo 3…
3 in a row!? Hey, let’s crown em!! Above .500!? WOW!! Crown their asses!
Niese is dead. He’s not a major leaguer anymore, anyway. Fake deGrom Gsellman looked sharp in his debut. Real deGrom goes tomorrow, so this series is a wrap! Not like he’s ever blown a big lead (I’m confident he’ll bounce back).
Matz is dead. Pray for him.
Remember last year how we got EXPOSED for having horrendous defense? I think that still comes into play. Instead of Duda chucking it and Murphy booting it, we’ve got guys like Cabrera making slick ass plays. Cespedes made a monster grab, too. He belongs in LF. Just fucking listen to him. He says, “I prefer left,” so let him play fucking left. The team really goes as he goes, and I think everyone just feels good with him in the lineup, myself included. Of course, we were also exposed by the Royals for being poorly coached/trained. Not sure how to fix that one.
Pray for Doc. I don’t even consider Straw a narc, here. Dude’s concerned about his boy. He’s intervening. There’s a difference between intervening and tattling.