Ramirez fired. What does it mean? Nothing. Stop celebrating. It’s too late. We’re already dead. You think this means Harvey and Matz are coming back? You think this means Wright is coming back? Yo? Conforto?! It’s all over. METS-AIDS comes from the Jewpons. All that’s left to do is pray that the Yankees lose. That’s a successful season for any intelligent Mets fan.
P.S. Now that he’s been fired, will he release the incriminating photos that he’s been using to blackmail the Jewpons for the past decade? Smart money is on a pic of Fred wearing a Hitler costume. Many also betting on Jeff and Fred involved in some kind of Carcosa/True Detective-type ritualistic rape/sacrifice of a 9-year-old.
So the Nats clinched (they’re still soft) and soft Mets fans are saying this is the worst season ever. The expectations were so high blah blah blah. If you think this was the worst season ever, you’re a fucking pussy and you should kill yourself.
Yes, Sandy Alderson exposed himself as a two-faced faggot and an official Jewpon shill when he nonchalantly mentioned that all he cares about is offense. I think it was around the all-star break when he said that. I wonder if he watched Murph and Turner play that game. Yes, Cespedes was hurt all year. Sad. Yes, the pitching was thinner than you thought. Like I said, the Mets blow and there’s no chance Matz plays and there’s no chance Harvey plays. I didn’t see Thor coming but “HORSES IN THE STABLE!” was absurd. You’re dumb shits. You haven’t been watching the Mets. You don’t know what you’re talking about. WHAT TEAM DO YOU WATCH!?
Rosario’s gonna be a stud. Keith sees promise in Smith. Conforto’s a stud. Oh wait, he’s dead, too. NOOOO! Not my team! My front shoulder hurts, too. I get it. When you bat lefty and throw righty, and have Mets-AIDS, that can happen.
In many ways, this (still not over) season was glorious. What a fucking beautiful summer it was. Not a care in the world. The Mets dropped like flies and it didn’t matter. The season ending in June was a god damn blessing and real fans know it. I’ve been wandering this championshipless desert for 29 fucking years already. You just have no grit if you think this was an extra bad season and not just a regular ass bad season. Thor and Yo are all in for 2018. The window is still open. I’m sure when we’re doing well next season (not bloody likely), the bandwagoners will say they’ve been suffering. I hate bandwagoners. Meet me at the oasis. There is no oasis.
God fucking dammit the Mets blow. Conforto is dead. Hit in the wrist and the injury was mismanaged, of course, and now he’s dead. But where was the retribution?! This is part of it, people!! It’s not just on Ramirez. Teams aren’t scared of us! They can hit Conforto no biggie! Hard slides (Utley-Tejada lolz) on em? Sure! The Mets are soft! We should’ve beaned Posey. At least plunk somebody! FUCK!! Coach Wally wouldn’t let this shit fly. Conforto for fucks sake! On a 3-2 pitch.
Gsellman’s best contribution to the team this season is that he got hurt (dead) today and said, “we’re dropping like flies.” I like it. Really callin’ out the shittiness. They’re so bad. Ray Ramirez should be arrested for genocide.
Well this is something. First and foremost, FUUUUCK this team. Everyone wants out. Who would want to work for the Wilpons? Dru’s just saying what everyone’s thinking.
Collins couldn’t wake the team up. Dru did. Thank you, Dru. Thank you for publicly humiliating everyone. It’s just what the team needs.
The truth is that the Giants’ pitching is atrocious–almost as bad as ours–and that’s why we won last night. But I’m glad to see a player publicly complaining about how much the Mets blow, particularly the ownership/front office. I mean for fucks sake we’ve got Montero (yes, THAT Montero) starting on Sunday!! How could you NOT want off this team??
The thing is, he knows it, too. 4 for 5 with a dinger just isn’t enough for this team. Gotta hit 5-run dingers. Probably gotta pitch, too.
Today, deGrom looks to avoid being swept by scrub-a-dub Joe Ross. I’d say it’s a must-win, but really WHO CARES?! The Nats don’t have the full-blown staff depth that we do! …Oops. Oh and Cespedes isn’t even playing! Get your brooms out!
Notice how casual the Nats are. This isn’t a rivalry. They don’t care. We could stand to reignite the rivalry by plunking Murph. But we won’t. Lifeless team. And we’re not good enough. We’ll never be good enough with Ramirez & the Jewpons. Ooooh this is such a lost season. It’s so sad. Good thing we’re a 2nd half team!
Why has anyone been watching? Really, we know how this works. We know the Mets. We ARE Cespedes. Learn your fucking lesson. Keep the training staff the FUCK away from him. Cespedes is all that matters. This is a legitimately optimistic post because the Mets actually win games when he’s healthy. 2 straight postseasons with 1 and ONLY 1 reason: Yo.
Do youz guyz even remember that? Searching for answers in a “lost” season. Even bothering to watch this trash fed to us by Jew snakes. Cespedes or we blow!! Every other conversation about “oh why is so and so strugg-a-ling” is a waste of breath. Jewpons are a plague and Yo is the only one with some kind of antibodies. He’s Wolverine AND Hulk AND Jesus (mah fav comic book hero) mixed in one. How have you all forgotten this? I feel like I’m taking crazy pills.