Not that it matters, but Ike Davis is batting .520 this Spring. He’s on the Athletics now.

I will always root for Ike. We like Ike. I’m very happy with Duda, our new girlfriend–I mean 1B–and I wish our ex well.

We all know he can hit the ball a mile. He just had a really bad case of the METS. Hopefully he’s over it now.

Remember when he was slated to be the cornerstone linchpin of the franchise? That was roughly two years ago. Wow do the Mets screw up their players.