Ramirez fired. What does it mean? Nothing. Stop celebrating. It’s too late. We’re already dead. You think this means Harvey and Matz are coming back? You think this means Wright is coming back? Yo? Conforto?! It’s all over. METS-AIDS comes from the Jewpons. All that’s left to do is pray that the Yankees lose. That’s a successful season for any intelligent Mets fan.
P.S. Now that he’s been fired, will he release the incriminating photos that he’s been using to blackmail the Jewpons for the past decade? Smart money is on a pic of Fred wearing a Hitler costume. Many also betting on Jeff and Fred involved in some kind of Carcosa/True Detective-type ritualistic rape/sacrifice of a 9-year-old.
So the Nats clinched (they’re still soft) and soft Mets fans are saying this is the worst season ever. The expectations were so high blah blah blah. If you think this was the worst season ever, you’re a fucking pussy and you should kill yourself.
Yes, Sandy Alderson exposed himself as a two-faced faggot and an official Jewpon shill when he nonchalantly mentioned that all he cares about is offense. I think it was around the all-star break when he said that. I wonder if he watched Murph and Turner play that game. Yes, Cespedes was hurt all year. Sad. Yes, the pitching was thinner than you thought. Like I said, the Mets blow and there’s no chance Matz plays and there’s no chance Harvey plays. I didn’t see Thor coming but “HORSES IN THE STABLE!” was absurd. You’re dumb shits. You haven’t been watching the Mets. You don’t know what you’re talking about. WHAT TEAM DO YOU WATCH!?
Rosario’s gonna be a stud. Keith sees promise in Smith. Conforto’s a stud. Oh wait, he’s dead, too. NOOOO! Not my team! My front shoulder hurts, too. I get it. When you bat lefty and throw righty, and have Mets-AIDS, that can happen.
In many ways, this (still not over) season was glorious. What a fucking beautiful summer it was. Not a care in the world. The Mets dropped like flies and it didn’t matter. The season ending in June was a god damn blessing and real fans know it. I’ve been wandering this championshipless desert for 29 fucking years already. You just have no grit if you think this was an extra bad season and not just a regular ass bad season. Thor and Yo are all in for 2018. The window is still open. I’m sure when we’re doing well next season (not bloody likely), the bandwagoners will say they’ve been suffering. I hate bandwagoners. Meet me at the oasis. There is no oasis.
Duda's face after watching a replay of the throw home he made in Game 5 of the 2015 World Series.
Duda traded. Great. Sad for a half second. Did we get a good return? Well, Drew Smith is a reliever, so regardless of his stats, Terry is sure to blow his arm out. It doesn't matter.
The bigger issue is that Dom Smith was not called up. Why not? It doesn't even hurt that kike Jeff Wilpon's wallet. So what the fuck? I guess it's Wilmer time at 1B? I want to rant and rave about how retarded they are for not bringing up their 1B prospect (that every scout has deemed ready) but the truth is, in this meaningless season, I like the idea of keeping Dom as far away from Ray Ramirez as possible. As important as major league experience is, the Mets are not a major league team, so it's a moot point.
Duda will be remembered as the guy that beat Ike "The Franchise" Davis for the starting job by batting .230, a solid 100 points higher than Davis. When reached for comment, Duda said, "they really didn't bring up Smith?" Ike "Say Hay Fever" Davis, when reached for comment, said, "achoo!"
Bonus Blow: Flexen has somehow made Monterrible a middle-of-the-rotation starter by default. Wow! The depth!! Horses in the stable! Montero wouldn't get the bump for my softball team, and here he is in the middle of the Mets' rotation. Remember when he was a shining prospect of hope? Pray for Dom and Amed.
God fucking dammit the Mets blow. Conforto is dead. Hit in the wrist and the injury was mismanaged, of course, and now he’s dead. But where was the retribution?! This is part of it, people!! It’s not just on Ramirez. Teams aren’t scared of us! They can hit Conforto no biggie! Hard slides (Utley-Tejada lolz) on em? Sure! The Mets are soft! We should’ve beaned Posey. At least plunk somebody! FUCK!! Coach Wally wouldn’t let this shit fly. Conforto for fucks sake! On a 3-2 pitch.
Gsellman’s best contribution to the team this season is that he got hurt (dead) today and said, “we’re dropping like flies.” I like it. Really callin’ out the shittiness. They’re so bad. Ray Ramirez should be arrested for genocide.
Well this is something. First and foremost, FUUUUCK this team. Everyone wants out. Who would want to work for the Wilpons? Dru’s just saying what everyone’s thinking.
Collins couldn’t wake the team up. Dru did. Thank you, Dru. Thank you for publicly humiliating everyone. It’s just what the team needs.
The truth is that the Giants’ pitching is atrocious–almost as bad as ours–and that’s why we won last night. But I’m glad to see a player publicly complaining about how much the Mets blow, particularly the ownership/front office. I mean for fucks sake we’ve got Montero (yes, THAT Montero) starting on Sunday!! How could you NOT want off this team??
Remember when we didn’t sign Murph? All-star hitting be damned, he can’t play defense! Well guess what? That’s true. He really can’t. Who did you we trot out this past weekend? Wilmer “Fire Hydrant” fucking Flores. Amazin’! Good thing we sured up that defense.
Also, we hit 4 dingers off a very comfortable Kershaw last night. Good thing we have the best rotation in team history to back those dingers up!