Most Obvious Score Ever


Hey, we won the series, right? Harvey pitched well, right?

Fuuuuuck that. We got blanked. Ks on Ks on Ks. I don’t care if it’s Jose or Clayton or Madison. We can’t stop getting shut the fuck out. I should’ve bet a billy but I can’t bring myself to bet against them. What a toxic love. Watch this hangover last a week. Can we at least shake it the fuck off one time?! Shouldn’t be too tough to bounce back against Jon Niese. But he’s a lefty so we’re doomed. 

P.S. Walker hit quite the Piazza-off-Mo fly out to center, there. So close. I voted for him to make the ASG. 

Pray for Everyone

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Are there any healthy players left?

Pray for Yoenis!!

Pray for Asdrubal. Pray for Juanny. At least Lonestar looks like he’s got that big schwartz. Pray for him, too.

Now let’s look at a couple of things Collins did wrong today:

  1. ROBLES!? Really!? In a tie game!?
  2. Plawecki?! Choooof. Plawecki has responded to the rising tide of Rivera by completely caving. He’s making mental mistakes (he didn’t know he could make a force out today–that’s unreal bush) as well as batting worse than ever.

Obviously, bringing in Familia in a save situation was the right move. I don’t know why Familia is having so much trouble but with a 3-run lead, he let up only(?) 1 and so it’s good enough. He’s gotta work through it.

Harvey Day tomorrow. Up against Fernandez (the best pitcher in the league right now). SO BIG!

We Go As Yo Goes


He changes the whole damn lineup. He puts fear in the opposing pitcher’s heart. It’s all Yo and we all know this. When he’s dangerous, so is everyone else. Stick Conforto back in the 3-hole and let’s see him feast again. 

Not to mention Thor gettin it done for us. Nice rebound from the ejection game.

Rivera should catch every day. Everyone’s thinking it. 

Captain Hook Strikes Again

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“Yarrrrr, bring me a reliever who doesn’t blow.”

On a night where Soup got demoted and the Jewpons got even MORE RELIEF from the government for their heinous thievery, we still managed to have a terrible day.

This might’ve been the worst loss of the season. Granted, a little of it is on Matz. Matz was absolutely cruising, and then all of a sudden he lost it. The game kind of washed over everyone. The White Sox have enough hitting that you can’t sleep on them.

Thor in relief was fun. Ronnie thought 1 inning was enough so I buy that. But Captain Shitty Hook really did a number on us. I’m not even mad at Robles. It’s all on Terry. How the fuck can you bring in Robles in a 1-run game!? He lets up a dinger per inning. He needs time in the minors or something. I like the kid but he needs to work some issues out. You could’ve even brought in Bastardo there. Bring in anyone but Robles in a 1 run game. That’s where he’s at right now and everyone knows it but you, Terry. Reed and Fam both unavailable? Give me a fucking break. It’s a 1 run game.

You just can’t blow 4 run leads and claim you have good pitching. We have to be better than that. That loss happened so quickly. It was 4-0 Mets and then wham bam we lose. The thing is that we DO have better pitching than that. Collins really pushed the wrong buttons.

deGrom in the rubber game today. Boy, if Harvey is back (praaaay), then our rotation really is fucking filthy. Like how we imagined it would be during preseason. This should’ve been a sweep but I’m confident in our ability to win each and every series with our horses. Meanwhile, we are near the very bottom of the league (25th) in runs scored. We’d be in dead last if not for Yo. Christ, we blow.

We’re NOT Falling Apart


Redemption for Matt! Redemption for Jeurys! 

Hats off to Rene Rivera for taking charge behind the plate. Plawecki’s not hitting. TDA is dead. Rivera’s skills as a defenseman and game manager make him #1 in my current depth chart. 

We’re not hitting. Without Cespedes, we’d be under .500 but hey we got him so it’s all good. Neil Walk-Year hit a solo dinger and we won 1-0, thanks to bounce-back performances by Harvey and Familia. They’re not all the way back, but this was a promising first step. If Harvey is the Dark Knight again, and Familia is the closer we know he can be, we’re back on pace for 100 wins. 

It’d be nice to see more hitting–situational hitting, bunting, keeping the line moving, etc. Let’s see if Loney can provide that for us. 

We’re Falling Apart


Soooooo we could’ve easily swept this series, huh? And instead, we lose ANOTHER home series?

Say it ain’t so, Jeurys. You are the CORE of this team!! Granted, it was another NON-SAVE situation (cough Terry cough cough) but you gotta get fired up. We had a chance to win on a day that Kershaw pitched. You can’t let that slip, especially a day after we were cheated out of a win by an umpire who is hopefully in jail. Has he refunded everyone’s ticket yet?

Wake the fuck up, Mets. It’s a long season. Familia’s ERA is over 4, the bullpen had an ERA over 9 for this series, and we’re STILL NOT HITTING. 

Flores came back just in time to go 0-3 (though it was Kershaw so whatever). 

Oh and by the way, Wright is likely headed to the DL. Shocker! 

Happy Memorial Day. Happy Harvey Day. We suck again. 

Protest the Game

Thor got ejected for throwing behind Utley…

Hoooooly shit that was rigged. How can that be allowed? Thor just got tossed no warning?!?! He threw behind Utley. Big whoop. Insane. Absolutely insane. With Doc Gooden in the booth, too. Fuck this ump. He should be fired.

The ump should have to refund everyone’s ticket. On ’86 30th anniversary night! Choooof.

’86 Mets tell em to get rowdy. Channel that rage. Get mean. The league doesn’t want to see you win. Fuck them. This was undoubtedly the worst call in baseball since the Utley slide from last year. Rally behind it. Regroup.

Mets Get Loney

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He was kinda good with the Rays…

The Mets have acquired first baseman James Loney in a straight-cash-homie trade with the Padres. He only played for the Padres’ minor league team. Oops. Well, I guess this means Duda is officialy D-E-A-mofuckin’-D.

In Triple-A this season, Loney hit .342 with a .373 OBP and .424 SLG in 43 games. Loney has a .285 average and a .338 OBP over 10 major league seasons while playing with the Dodgers, Rays and Red Sox.

Good. I’m good with it. I still would’ve liked to see Lagares in CF, Yo in LF, and Conforto at 1B, but whatever. Moves. Moves. Moves.

In a Non-Save Sitch, Terry?!

Grandy walks it off.

Graaaaaaandy!!

You don’t bring your closer in when you have a big enough lead that you don’t need him. End of story. Non-save situation ONLY if it’s tied or you’re losing and need to hold them. Never with a 4 run lead. Never ever. It was Wagner’s kryptonite. Fuck Collins. Jeurys Oy Vey I think he’ll be fine but oy vey.