Hey, we won the series, right? Harvey pitched well, right?

Fuuuuuck that. We got blanked. Ks on Ks on Ks. I don’t care if it’s Jose or Clayton or Madison. We can’t stop getting shut the fuck out. I should’ve bet a billy but I can’t bring myself to bet against them. What a toxic love. Watch this hangover last a week. Can we at least shake it the fuck off one time?! Shouldn’t be too tough to bounce back against Jon Niese. But he’s a lefty so we’re doomed. 

P.S. Walker hit quite the Piazza-off-Mo fly out to center, there. So close. I voted for him to make the ASG.