You’ve just gotta learn how to slide, Bart!
Great play by Conforto in the field. And a dinger. Stay smooth. Time off helped him. Heal and pray. Walker back in the lineup also hit a dinger. We live and die by the dinger, and by our horses, of course.
Grandy’s really coming around. He hit a dinger and he would’ve had two RBI on a solid oppo fly but Joyce made a pretty damn fine catch out there to rob him. I like his intentions going the other way there.
Thor is the God of thunder but Flores is the God of cleaning up. Keep him there! Terry pushing all the right buttons! Most of the time, bases loaded with nobody out is right where the opponent wants us, but Flores hit a 40ft bomb and actually got us a run and hey, you’ll take it. He also hit an actual bomb later.
I liked Reynolds’ AB in the 1st. That made it 3-0 and “broke the game open” with Noah on the hill. Lots of contributions tonight. Jelly hit the peanut butter out of one. Cespedes’ exit velocity averaged about a billion mph tonight. “He’s so strong,” said a fawning Keith.
So, Metsblow and will probably score two or fewer tomorrow, but would you take it? If the season ended today, we’d be a wildcard team. Do you take it? Beggars can’t be choosers, right? Just get in? I wouldn’t take it today because we wouldn’t be able to put Thor on the mound for the play-in game.
Well, we didn’t get no-no’d!
deGrom must have the highest ERA in the history of 3-3 pitchers in June, right? Those runs shouldn’t even be earned. Plawecki doesn’t make that error (btw he made another error later), everything’s changed. Way to help your pitcher out, Kevin! KEVIN! WHAT DID YOU TO MY ROOM!? What did you do to my team!?
We’re bad. We’re so bad. Trade the farm and Wright for Arenado. Let him finish his career smoking weed with Reyes on the Denver bench.
Terry bailed. He said, “fuck this team” and went to the damn hospital instead. I like it. Fuck this team.
Mets bloooow. The elite aces have gotta put up zeroes. And strike out everyone because our D is horrendous.
In 62 games this season, we’ve scored fewer runs than we had scored by this time last season! That’s so fucking bad. Our record is better. At least there’s that.
Nice to see Fulmer fuck up the Yankees. But that’s basically irrelevant. We stink.
Wily Peralta boasts the highest ERA in the league but he got the W against the Mets because Metsblow. He also hit a home run. Awesome.
Wow so this is the difference between a below .500 team and a shitty team with bad coaching but with lots of talent.
The Mets are terrible. Plawecki is the new Soup. The lineup is not complete with him in it. The baserunning was atrocious. Jelly?! You’re supposed to be a vet! Wilmer got sooooo lucky on the game winning play. He was dead to rights but the Brewers are just retarded and terrible. We stranded a million runners. Soooo awful. No situational etc. etc. fuck Collins.
We got lucky with replays, too. At home and at 3rd. We should’ve lost this game.
Yo hit one to the moon. That was cool.
Cap’n Kirk made a great catch. We know he can field, though.
Check out our draft pick! He throws hard cheddar! I like it! Dunn dunn dunnnnn.
As I predicted, new Jelly is out to make room for OG Jelly.
And we played a good game? Woooow. Good job, Colon. Good job, situational hitters. What a fantasy world–Wilmer went 3 for 4. Unreal. In truth, the game shouldn’t have been close. We stranded so many damn runners.
So is Harvey back? Find out tonight.
Old Jelly gets signed, new Jelly responds!
Everyone saying what a gritty win this was…uhhh…nah. We still won because of dingers. A win is a win but make no mistake, we blow. We stranded the bases loaded. Fam was wild a fuck. Thor vs. a guy making his damn debut?! We should’ve won that game by 10 runs. Not 10 innings. It’s a mess.
Ron Darling: “The Mets lead the league in home runs and have superb pitching. They should be blowing teams out regularly.”
Amen, Ronnie. Mets blow. Good thing Thor took matters into his own hands with that double. Also let us bless Loney and his sacrifice bunt. Amazin’! Situational hitting woooooow.
4 games in Milwaukee following this “feel good” win. So let’s fucking go.
Mets trade Akeelah and the Bee Morris for Jelly.
That’s the end of Wilmer. God we’re so dumb. Shoulda never let Jelly & Uribe go.
This also spells disaster for Ty Kelly (the false Jelly), who had a…uhh…less than stellar time with the team. His ABs were awful.
I’m not even gonna really talk about it because it was so boring and also because I’m supposed to be at work.
But really quick, Niese mowed us down. Elite pitchers like Kershaw, MadBum, Jose, and Jon Niese really can’t be stopped, huh?
More importantly, we lost both games of a doubleheader 3-1. Our pitching has let up about 2.3 runs/game this week and we’ve lost every time.
Is this worse than 2015? Because in 2015, I didn’t expect much hitting. Call everyone up! Where’s Dilson?
In Game 2, the Pirates got two runs on a groundout and an infield single. The Mets haven’t gotten one run that way all fucking season! Fire Kevin Long? Fire Terry? This isn’t fucking soccer, people!!
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