Check out our draft pick! He throws hard cheddar! I like it! Dunn dunn dunnnnn.

As I predicted, new Jelly is out to make room for OG Jelly. 

And we played a good game? Woooow. Good job, Colon. Good job, situational hitters. What a fantasy world–Wilmer went 3 for 4. Unreal. In truth, the game shouldn’t have been close. We stranded so many damn runners. 

So is Harvey back? Find out tonight.