Jelly Jelly Jelly!

Old Jelly gets signed, new Jelly responds!

Everyone saying what a gritty win this was…uhhh…nah. We still won because of dingers. A win is a win but make no mistake, we blow. We stranded the bases loaded. Fam was wild a fuck. Thor vs. a guy making his damn debut?! We should’ve won that game by 10 runs. Not 10 innings. It’s a mess.

Ron Darling: “The Mets lead the league in home runs and have superb pitching. They should be blowing teams out regularly.” 

Amen, Ronnie. Mets blow. Good thing Thor took matters into his own hands with that double. Also let us bless Loney and his sacrifice bunt. Amazin’! Situational hitting woooooow.

4 games in Milwaukee following this “feel good” win. So let’s fucking go. 

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