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I Appreciate Sandy Alderson’s Transparency

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Alderson acknowledged ticket sales are a factor when determining the lineup, the rotation, etc. Ultimately, the right move was made with resting Harvey for all of last season because they want him around for years and years and years.

I appreciate Alderson’s transparency. Just came right out and said, “yep, we’ve got major Jew owners who really need to sell tickets. We’re trying to sell tickets. This is a business.” I appreciate that.

My advice: WIN!!! The Jewpons haven’t figured this one out yet. They try and save money by not signing talent or whatever. Alderson probably understands this more than they do. Hopefully he can convince them. WIN!! Winning sells tickets! Winning sells jerseys! Winning sells! The winning premium is the greatest premium of all. I wish the Jewpons understood that you gotta spend money to make money. I wish they understood that winning sells tickets. Please, Sandy, continue your transparency with us AND with them. Let them know that winning is what matters most. Did Steinbrenner care about winning or did he care about making as much money as possible? It doesn’t matter! They are one in the same.

Sandy Alderson: Baseball Maverick

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That’s the title of some new bullshit book, likely funded by the Wilpons. Nevermind, the Wilpons would never fund anything. 

The book basically talks about how Alderson has revived the Mets! 79 wins last year! Talk about revival!

It spends half the book talking about how savvy the Beltran for Wheeler deal was. True, it was savvy. TJ surgery aside, it was savvy.

And the other half of the book? Just blank pages would’ve been better. What the fuck has he done? He hypothetically got a lot for Dickey, but Thor isn’t even in the majors yet and d’Arnaud hasn’t put it together for a full season. d’Arnaud’s biggest accomplishment has been raking in a meaningless September against roster expansion call-ups.

There’s nothing else. Despite not being Latino, Harvey was a Minaya pick. Everyone else you can think of is also due to Minaya. Alderson brought us Josh “Smooth” Satin. 

Zero winning records in his tenure with the Mets. What a maverick. “Maverick” is a poker term that refers to betting big without looking at your hand. That sounds avout right now, except the Jewpons would rather be at the penny slots. Thanks for the book, assholes. Metsblow. 

Now Wheeler is Getting an MRI

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Alderson said he didn’t need one.

Now he’s getting one.

Stop me if this sounds familiar.

Metsblow is your only source for truth! Never believe Alderson or the Jewpon fuckhead Ponzi schemers. All other writings are Wilpon funded Jew bullshit nonsense!! They’re all liars!! Always believe the worst. Always believe Metsblow. Because they really, truly do. 

Don’t worry, Jose Reyes will be back tomorrow. 

Black Had an MRI on His Shoulder but Don’t Worry! It’s Totally OK!

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Vic Black underwent an MRI on his throwing shoulder, the team said.

Sandy Alderson said it was a precautionary scan and Black’s issue is likely shoulder tendinitis.

The MRI showed no structural damage. The Mets are calling it shoulder weakness and Black is listed as day-to-day.

Where have I heard this all before? Hmmmm, oh yeah! David Wright! Captain America! They said he was having shoulder weakness! No big deal! Except that he only hit 8 home runs and had his worst season ever last year, playing with a bad shoulder injury for practically the entire time.

And oh yeah, with Jose Reyes! They said no problem, just day-to-day!

Hey, didn’t I write about Reyes yesterday!? Oh yeah! I did! In regards to the Mets saying Josh Edgin was totally fine and day-to-day! No big deal, except that he’s probably going to have TJ surgery and miss the entire season.

ALL ABOARD THE INJURY EXPRESS! The 7 Train! Straight from Shea Shittyfield to Dr. James Andrews’ beach paradise & rehab facility.

I know everyone gets injured and that’s just sports, but do the Mets get injured more? Maybe. Does the Mets Media lie about it more? Yes. Do the Wilpons skimp on medicine and care costs? Yes.

P.S. I think Shittyfield is a gorgeous park. The only things shitty about it are the name (didn’t we bail your fuckin asses out?) and the team playing on it.

New Book About Sandy Alderson Reveals *GASP!* That The Wilpons Are Cheap Fucks

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There is a new book coming out called: “Baseball Maverick: How Sandy Alderson Revolutionized Baseball and Revived the Mets.”

First off, the Mets haven’t been revived.

Second, Alderson claims that in his job interview, Madoff wasn’t brought up. Well, that’s kind of an oversight, don’t you think? Actually, never mind, it’s not. The Wilpons would’ve just lied to your face and said it’s a non-issue.

The circus continues. It’s an all-Jew circus, so no pigs, please. Elephants are fine, seeing as how Sandy, Jeff, and Fred left a big one in the room during Sandy’s job interview.

Also in the book, Alderson claims that the money has stopped him every time he has tried to make a big move. No shit. He also claims the money problems were bigger than he anticipated. NO FUCKING SHIT! Jewness is a sickness; a disease. So long as the Wilpons are owners, there will ALWAYS BE MONEY PROBLEMS. Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems, but in the Wilpons’ case it doesn’t matter because they will always claim to be victims and to be short on cash. They’re the classic woe-is-me billionaire. We’ve seen this before. They take no personal accountability. They have billions and they’re just to cheap to spend any of it. It’s not the Madoff thing. It’s the Wilpon thing.

Alderson Brags About Fixity of Roster

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Today, Sandy Vag Alderson spoke with reporters and said, “The Mets have a more set 25-man roster at this point in spring training then they have in previous years.”

Wow Sandy! WOW!! AMAZING!! So you’re saying that instead of 4 gaping holes out of the 8 starting positions, now we only have 2! WOW! BRAVO!!

Bragging about being better than the past years is such a fucking joke. First of all, PROVE IT. Second of all, Alderson has been with the Mets for 4 years. We haven’t been .500 once, averaging 76 wins per year over this span. PA-FUCKING-THETIC!! Metsblow.

Brag away, Alderson. Brag away. Enjoy all the pitching that Minaya got for you.

Hot Take from Metsblog: Sandy Alderson Will Be Disappointed if the Mets Don’t Make the Playoffs

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Wow, great headline there Metsblog!

Also, kids are disappointed when they find out Santa isn’t real.

I won’t be that disappointed since my expectations are low. Why would we, a 79-win team that hasn’t improved in the offseason be disappointed that we don’t make the playoffs? I mean hell, if we win 85 games this year, that’d be nice, but is that even a playoff team? I doubt it.

Sandy Alderson also said, “We don’t have an All-Star at every position, but we don’t have gaping holes either.” Just then, Wilmer Flores and Ruben Tejada came poking out of the dugout, only to be swatted away by brooms and sprayed with water as they hissed and retreated.

Speaking of gaping holes, how bout owner? There’s a position with a huge gaping hole. HUGE. GAPING. HOLE. Actually, it’s more that we (the fans) are the ones with the huge gaping holes. Hey Sandy, hey Jeffy: at least take us to dinner first.

Alderson/Flores on SS

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Alderson gave Cal Ripken award and said something like, “Mets fans have been waiting for me to introduce a shortstop.” Yeah that’s all in good fun until you realize that you’re a MULTI-MILLIONAIRE getting paid by BILLIONAIRES. Quit joking around and do your fucking job.

Flores, not liking all the SS buzz in Metsland, said something like, “I know what I can do, man. I know what I can do.” So do we Wilmer, so do we.