La Potencia!!! 4y/$110m. Totally fair for the hardest hitting player in the fucking league. And on this, the day wordpress is asking me to renew my account. Guess I gotta do it. Guess it’s thanks to me. Thanks to us, Metsblow nation. We prayed and we forced those Jews to cough up a little bit of Jew gold.
The Cubs are scared, and likely still drunk. Now we pray for good health and we’ve got a fucking shot. It’s actually a good time to be a Mets fan, and we all know Yo was the turning point.
Mets still blow, and will find new ways to blow, but we blow a lot less today.
This is a fucking tragedy. We went to the voting booths with confidence. We believed we’d win. But our worst fears have been realized. We failed. This is a dark day for Metsblow Nation. The Braves signed Colon for 1yr/12.5mil. The world just keeps turning for the worse. Tiz the life of a Mets fan.
Just sign Yo. For the love of Gawd. I think I can make it through the next 4 years if we have Yo.
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I can see the Post headline now: Familia beats his familia. Har har. But can you blame him? After that wildcard game performance? I’m surprised he didn’t burn his house down with his whole familia inside. Maybe his wife dressed as Bumgarner for Halloween. Or that guy that hit the dinger. Colin whatever, maybe? I don’t remember his name and I’m not looking it up.
I went to the game and I have no recollection of it or if anything, really. You probably got wind of my selective amnesia as you agonized over when the next Metsblow would come out. I don’t know what’s happened this past month. I know I have $100 on the Injuns to win it all (which I put down as soon as the Mets lost). Oh, and I know the Mets have to pay Yo, but that’s it. It’s just been: Wake up…care just enough to live that I keep breathing and drinking water…try to go to sleep. It’s probably been worse for Familia. And his wife probably has the jimmy legs. Plus, this is all still rumors & gossip…and a police report.
A sexy moment
Fuck you, SNY. I love Big Bart but why not just show the highlight for 3 straight hours? It’s nice to hear GKR talk about it for the rest of the game. Seriously, though, fuck you.
You know what a classic game is? The Bumgarner game. That’ll be on SF’s local programming forever.
Fuck everyone. Pay Yo. Pay Colon, too, while you’re at it.
We’re a contender with Cespedes. We’re a sub-.500 team without him. Do not let him flirt with free agency. Pay him and pray that our elite young arms stay healthy while the window is still open.
Don’t celebrate too hard.I told my brother, “Howard is about to tie it up. Just bean him.” Oops. Should’ve just beaned him. Then I told my brother that the Phillies’ pen is garbage and that we’ll win. Loney hit a big fat bomb. Later, he was benched for Soup because Terry likes to make the defense worse. Probably should have won by 10 against their awful pen, but we’ll take the clinch.
Lots of crazy possibilities ahead. I think we’ll host Bumgarner. Soup’s gonna get the roster spot over Conforto. Rofflez. And it’s gonna be a tough game. Madbum isn’t gonna let Bochy take him out. We’d need to get to the GIants’ shitty pen. It comes down to Thor, really. It’s great that we won today to sabe Thor. If he can put up zeroes, we have a shot. I ain’t scared of Madbum. I wasn’t scared of Kershaw last year.
The ump today was horrendous. He really wanted to end the season. And that’s fine. He gave a wiiiiiide zone to both sides. Get Yo hot. Give him the day off tomorrow and let him take out today’s personal frustration on Madbum.
Ryan Howard and the Phils also wanted to get this game/season over with. He tagged Colon out on a would-be foul bunt. Just tryna end the season. Fine by me.
So…we’re a 2nd half team? Uhh, no. We got swept by the Braves at home last week. This is all because of the Giants/Cards collapses. They have been SUUUUUUCKING. Don’t celebrate too much. Don’t give Collins any credit. He lost so many games for us this year. It would’ve been nice if he yelled, “PAY YO!” into the camera as he was being showered with champagne. The Mets went to the ship last year. They’re not celebrating too hard. Enjoy it and enjoy the sweet day off tomorrow. Full strength home game coming up. Good to be in that position, I suppose. It could’ve been much worse.
The Mets are in the playoffs and the Yankees are not. Fuck the Yankees. Y’all suck balls. Nice to see Reyes back in the postseason. If not the Mets, I’m rooting for Texas. Go Beltran. Then Cubs, I guess. Cubs = only NL team I can root for. No Yankees is great. Mets have a shot! Door’s open. Gotta pray. One game at a time.
Two games up? Three games left? Mets fans don’t want to eat ‘member berries right now. No nostalgia for us. If we don’t make the (stupid one-game) postseason, it will be considered a big, FAT collapse. The Phillies blow.
The Giants have been collapsing since the break, but the difference between them and the ’07 (or ’08) Mets is that they’re the kind of franchise that hangs on. The Mets have made the playoffs in back-to-back seasons only once (’99-’00) in franchise history. That’s true dogshit.
Let’s GO YO. Let’s go Jose. Let’s go Dru. Let’s go TJ. TJ has been the difference in our lineup. So has TJ surgery on our beleaguered staff, but it’s nice to see The Bronx Bomber getting it done. Oops Matz is dead (duhh). Oops Duda is dead (duhh). Next man up. These ain’t surprises.
By the way, the Cardinals game was rigged last night. They walked off on a GRD except the runner was on 1st. And the Reds have just completely checked out. They don’t even get mad about getting hosed. Price should be fired. He’s likely trying to get fired. Good job, MLB!
Well, the Cards and Giants also each put up 12. Buuuuut, we looked good. Yo hit one to the heavens for his countryman. Bruce hit one! Same day?? Bruce and Yo? On Sep 27? Wow that’s bad. But better late than never, Jay. No time like the present. The lineup is hot. Hot and blonde.
Win this series and win the next one. Don’t gotta get fancy. Not asking for too much, here.
Mets & Marlins players hug before the game…and it wasn’t sarcastaball
“I don’t care who you are, who you root for or how badly you want the Mets to be in the postseason, that was phenomenal,” said Gary Cohen after Dee Gordon launched an upper deck blast to start the bottom of the 1st.
So the Marlins had to win that game. It was rigged by the umps, the Gods, and even the Mets themselves, I suppose. Keith mentioned that there was no way the Mets would muster the usual competitive grit required of a baseball team and I agree. Rigging aside, we were outplayed. We had opportunities and squandered them. The Marlins really, REALLY wanted the W and they got it.
Well done, everyone. It was heavy as fuck. It was extraordinarily sad and I respect everything that was done.
Now Thor takes the hill. Now it’s back to baseball. It’s a good thing the Cards and Giants both blow. Let’s make the fucking playoffs.
We’re about to find out. I was actually putting on my baseball gear when I heard the Jose Fernandez news yesterday. I was shocked and saddened. I was very upset that guys like Yo and Keith were so sad, too. It is a tragedy. That’s all I have to say about that.
The Mets won 17-0 yesterday. We all know what happened. The Mets are in complete control of their playoff chances and are now going up against what is arguably the most beleaguered team in the history of Major League Baseball.
The good news is that they’ll probably make the playoffs and as miserable Mets fans, we sort of have to consider that a success. Also, if the Mets blow it, Terry will probably be fired. The bad news: I won’t be hired. It’ll just be another scapegoat. Fuck the Wilpons. We’ll never be the franchise we want to be with them at the helm.
EDIT: I am aware that the Jose Fernandez tragedy is bigger than baseball, but this is a METS blog about how the METS blow. And the Marlins playing spoiler and shitting all over us at the end of the season is a tradition. It shouldn’t happen this time around. But it probably will. The whole world is rooting for Miami right now. Mets blow.
La Potencia!!! 4y/$110m. Totally fair for the hardest hitting player in the fucking league. And on this, the day wordpress is asking me to renew my account. Guess I gotta do it. Guess it’s thanks to me. Thanks to us, Metsblow nation. We prayed and we forced those Jews to cough up a little bit of Jew gold.
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