With a schnoz like his, no wonder the Jewpons brought him back.

Not Harvey. Not Wheeler. Big Logan had his chance. We rely on Niese now. Jon fucking Niese. Swing for the fences, buddy! If Thor can do it, so can you!

We’re gonna lose another series to the D-Backs and their healthy Cubano. That’s really something.

UPDATE: We lost and Niese got shelled. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN? Now we’ll face the Giants, who are far better than the D-Backs. Can we put the season to bed yet? deGrom vs Bumgarner would’ve looked like a riveting matchup preseason. Maaaaaan he can’t wait to be on a team that doesn’t blow.