Month: March 2015

Flores hurt in first exhibition game

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Wilmer Flores, our starting shortstop, left today’s game (the first exhibition game of the year) after being hit by a pitch in the wrist.

We didn’t sign anyone despite the clear black hole at SS because the Mets were comfortable with Flores. I said in multiple articles that EVEN IF FLORES IS GOOD (unproven), you still need to sign someone as a contingency plan. Spend money? Yeah, right. It’s all good! 

And Flores is now hurt. Without finishing 1 game.

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Bahahahahahaha.

Tejada? Reynolds? A shortstop that costs more than nothing? No chance for the third option.

Hahahahaha. 

All this laughing is hurting my obliques. Hey Duda! Metsblow. 

Daniel Murphy Likes Gays…Just Not In THAT Way

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Daniel Murphy got into a little bit of trouble with the PC police when he said that he disagreed with the gay lifestyle (aka two dudes having buttsex with each other).

He clarified that while he doesn’t agree with the whole gay thing, he is a Christian and so he is an accepting person and therefore has not ruled out getting to know a gay person.

Thanks Daniel! Glad you’re so accepting! We know that Christians are wholly accepting of pedophiles and murderers, so it’s good that you’re sorta kinda cool with gays, too.

Here’s the thing, though. I don’t CAAAAARRREEEEE!! I don’t care at all! We knew he was a Christian. We know that more than 75% of the damn league thanks God in their victory speeches. Just win! I don’t give a fucking shit about the off-the-field stuff! I don’t care at ALL!!

And another thing, I’m so sick of defending my fandom. Where’s the line? It’s nowhere. I’ll take Ray Lewis on my football team any day. All my idols are flawed. The end. People that don’t get this are very judgmental.

Dear Daniel Murphy: Hit .300. That’s what we care about. Win baseball games. That’s what we care about. The end.

Alderson Brags About Fixity of Roster

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Today, Sandy Vag Alderson spoke with reporters and said, “The Mets have a more set 25-man roster at this point in spring training then they have in previous years.”

Wow Sandy! WOW!! AMAZING!! So you’re saying that instead of 4 gaping holes out of the 8 starting positions, now we only have 2! WOW! BRAVO!!

Bragging about being better than the past years is such a fucking joke. First of all, PROVE IT. Second of all, Alderson has been with the Mets for 4 years. We haven’t been .500 once, averaging 76 wins per year over this span. PA-FUCKING-THETIC!! Metsblow.

Brag away, Alderson. Brag away. Enjoy all the pitching that Minaya got for you.

Who will be the opening day starter aka Let’s Distract Our Fans!

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Ooooh what a controversy the Mets media is stirring up. Who will start the home opener? Will it be Harvey (our savior), deGrom (our RoY), Colon (our Cy Young winner), Gee (the incumbent opening day starter), or someone else worthy such as longtime Met Jon Niese or young and exciting Wheeler?

Whooooooo cares!!!??

Here’s an idea: How bout you decide on a rotation. It could even be 6-man. Just fucking choose. Limit Harvey’s innings. Limit Niese’s innings. I don’t care. We start on the road. So how bout when the home opener comes, you put out the fucking guy that’s supposed to pitch that day. Fucking hell, it’s not rocket science.

This is all bullshit hype to increase ticket sales.

I didn’t go to a single game last season (I watched about 155 games on TV). The boycott shall continue until you prove you give a shit and that you deserve more money from me than the already exorbitant cable bill I pay for SNY. 

Jimmy Rollins and the Mets

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Unreal what the media and the Wilpons Jew scum team can do. They had us believing J-Roll flipped off the Mets, when the reality is he wanted to play here! 

We all booed J-Roll. Of course! Because he was a Philly and he’s amazing! An MVP! A clutch gamer! 

11mil for him. We have no SS. We didn’t even bother to look into it! Instead, the Wilpons and Alderson just flat out LIED TO THEIR FANS and painted J-Roll as an evil villain who hates us. Uhhhhh no, it’s baseball. The players want to play and be paid. Don’t let the elite oligarchy Jew conspiracy fool you. They use divide-and-conquer. They control the media. Don’t be fooled! They’re just cheap, lying Jew fucks!!! Flores and Tejada you gotta be fuckin kidding me!!