Wilmer Flores, our starting shortstop, left today’s game (the first exhibition game of the year) after being hit by a pitch in the wrist.

We didn’t sign anyone despite the clear black hole at SS because the Mets were comfortable with Flores. I said in multiple articles that EVEN IF FLORES IS GOOD (unproven), you still need to sign someone as a contingency plan. Spend money? Yeah, right. It’s all good! 

And Flores is now hurt. Without finishing 1 game.

Hahahahahahahahahaha.

Bahahahahahaha.

Tejada? Reynolds? A shortstop that costs more than nothing? No chance for the third option.

Hahahahaha. 

All this laughing is hurting my obliques. Hey Duda! Metsblow.