Bobby Parnell plans to:
~pitch his guts out
~Get his bonus
~blow out his arm forever
They’ll never gift the job to Mejia, because young bull saves = mo’ $. Choooo. About 2mil more if he’s the full-time closer. 2 mil!? 2 MIL!!!?? Good god. The Wilpons have a vivarium to feed. He’s gotta STOMP IT OUT! all season to win the job.
I guess we have the 8 starters that are set…
1- Lagares cf
2- Grandy lf
3- Wright 3b
4- Duda 1b
5- Cuddyer rf
6- Murphy 2b
7- d’Arnaud c
8- Flores ss aka DH
9- Harvey better than ever!!!
And then Mayberry and Tejada on the bench. And 15 pitchers dope pitchers.
Great depth, guys. Great fuckin depth. 20,000 leagues under the majors.
The cheap Jew bastards are at it again…
The Mets are reportedly talking with LH reliever Joe Thatcher.
The report failed to mention that the conversation was:
Joe: Hello, this is Joe Thatcher.
Sandy: Oooh I’m sorry I must have the wrong number.
Or, this:
Joe: Hello, this is Joe Thatcher.
Sandy: So are you going to the Yankees or the Astros?
See Mets fans!? They’re talking! The reports are accurate! Seeeee?
After this “story” broke, the Mets Jewbrass came out and said that we should mitigate our expectations for Joe Thatcher.
MITIGATE! FOR JOE THATCHER! Not Tulo. Not Moncada. Joe fucking Thatcher. Good God, I don’t know if I can mitigate any further than the negative space where my expectations already reside.
Matt Harvey writes an article that says he’s hungry as fuck. The fans are hungry as fuck. GIVE US SOMETHING YOU FUCKING JEWS!! And I’m not talking about signing for the sake of signing. I’m talking about the fact that we need a shortstop, a lefty arm, and that deGrom and Harvey are our 4th and 5th best hitters.
Ron Darling will handle the play-by-play for a few Spring Training games. Keith will be the color analyst.
Love it. Love Ronnie. Love RJ (I hear Keith call him this sometimes…it’s for Ron Jr. haha). The truth is that Gary, Keith, & Ron are the best thing that the Mets have. There’s no question about it. If Gary wants to take a few Spring Training games off, that’s totally fine with me. Nobody has earned it more than him. Gary, Keith, & Ron: the only part of the Mets worth watching/listening/paying attention to.
For the uninformed: PSL = Port St. Lucie = Spring Training
Yaaaay hope springs eternal!
Too bad it’s in Florida because that means the Jewbag Wilpons are likely already down there to spoil the fun.
They make the players pay for their own bus fare to get down there.
…that the Jets SUCK DICK and the Knicks SUCK DICK. The Wilpons are snaking their way under the NYC radar because are all so distracted by what absolute dogshit the other NY teams are right now.
…that deGrom won ROY. Just like ODB for the Giants. What a distraction!
…that the Yankees didn’t make the playoffs. Don’t let this fool you! There is a binary code for winning teams and losing teams. The Yankees were a 1 and the Mets were a 0. Don’t for one second think we’re equal or better. We ain’t. Not until we prove it.
The Mets Got So Lucky that NYSportsBlow.
Mariners made another nice pickup. Rickie Weeks at 1 yr/$2m.
What’s with the depth? Some organizations think they’re running submarines instead of baseball teams.
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“Spring training is right around the corner. Pitchers and catchers have to report on February 19. But actually, I’m already down at the training facility in Florida. I wanted to get here early.” -Matt Harvey, from this article: http://www.theplayerstribune.com/matt-harvey-my-gap-year/
YA GOTTA BELIEVE!!
Was him getting hurt during a Cy Young caliber season the most Metsian thing ever? Nah, when he re-injures himself, THAT will be the vintage Mets.
The Dark Knight Rises!? I hope so. God I hope so. Also, that movie was mediocre at best.
“We’re young, we’re going to be an exciting team. We’re sort of like the Royals,” Wheeler said. “It’s time. … We’ve got the people here to do it, so why not?”
Yeah, why not?
Well, for starters you won 79 games last year. You’re a LOSING team as of now. PLAYOFFS!? PLAYOFFS!?! Start by getting to .500
Why not?
Well, your owners are cheap Jew fucks.
Why not?
Well, your offense doesn’t score any runs.
Why not?
Well, your best players (on offense, at least) are injury prone and old as fuck.
Why not?
Well, because you’re on the Mets, that’s why not.
“I think it’s going to be a big year for the team and for me,’’ Wheeler said. “If you put goals out there, you are going to go out there and try a little bit harder.”
Agreed. We have a sexy pitching staff (Bartolo “Big Sexy” Colon leading the young studs). Let’s see them excel. Put your jew-gold where your big, playoff talking mouths are. YA GOTTA BELIEVE!
Boom! That’s what I’m talking about! Sucks that he got caught but I love the can-do attitude/hustle. YES I CAN! YES…I…CAN!!!
Meanwhile, Cesar Puello’s neck is looking tremendous again. I like his chances at 1) hitting dingers and 2) getting suspended again.
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