Postblow, Preblow, No-No

Let's go ahead and enjoy this picture
Let’s go ahead and enjoy this picture

Giants 5, Mets 0…and 0 hits as well.

It’s only 1 game. We’re still in 1st place! Hahahaha. No big deal. I’m surprised that studs like Recker, Soupman, and Money Muno weren’t able to get hits.

At least it was Bumgarner and not some doodoo rookie scrub, right? RIIIIGHT?

Pagan had an RBI. Hahahahaha. Good thing we got rid of him for Andres Torres.

The Mets are dead last in turning double plays. THE FUNDIES!!

Plawecki was once again out with the dizzies. Hello, HELLOOOOO, may I please go vertigo? Well, with the stud Anthony Recker on the squad, it’s no big deal! TDA returns today so send down Plawecki because he needs his reps! Some drunken roulette spins in Vegas should stave off the dizziness.

Kevin Plawecki: File Photo
Kevin Plawecki: File Photo

[PREBLOW] Matt Harvey vs Tim Hudson tonight. CGSO or bust, Matt! You know it! We know it! Everyone in Metsblownation fucking knows it. Good fucking luck getting a W with this team. Enjoy your Yankee pinstripes in 3 years. God fucking dammit.

And a few additional blows for ya:

1) In the bottom of the 9th, all 3 outs (Muno, Grandy, Ruben) were backwards Ks. Metsblow.

2) Pitching in relief for the first time this year, Dillon Gee, perhaps out of spite, let up a dinger to the first batter he faced.

3) It’s uhhh…only…uhhh…one game. Oh wait, the Mets are 13-17 in their last 30 games? It’s uhh…only 30 games…

The Mets Got So Lucky…

…that the Jets SUCK DICK and the Knicks SUCK DICK. The Wilpons are snaking their way under the NYC radar because are all so distracted by what absolute dogshit the other NY teams are right now.

…that deGrom won ROY. Just like ODB for the Giants. What a distraction!

…that the Yankees didn’t make the playoffs. Don’t let this fool you! There is a binary code for winning teams and losing teams. The Yankees were a 1 and the Mets were a 0. Don’t for one second think we’re equal or better. We ain’t. Not until we prove it.

The Mets Got So Lucky that NYSportsBlow.

The best team in NY

What is all this garbage talk about how the Mets are the best team in NY?

Prove it you delusional fucks.

Since losing the subway series in 2000 (or really since winning in 1986), we have been better than the Yankees for 1 week.

1 week in 2006. We went to the LCS. They lost in the divisional round. Other than that, we’re worse.

They were over .500 last year. Grow up, people. Stop with the egregious claims and prove it.

P.S. Yes we’ll probably be better than the jets, giants, and knicks, but that isn’t saying shit.

P.P.S. Yes the 4 game sweep in 2013 was a delight. But it doesn’t change anything. Let’s stay focused on our own business.