Wheeler Talks About the Mets’ Chances in 2015

“We’re young, we’re going to be an exciting team. We’re sort of like the Royals,” Wheeler said. “It’s time. … We’ve got the people here to do it, so why not?”

Yeah, why not?

Well, for starters you won 79 games last year. You’re a LOSING team as of now. PLAYOFFS!? PLAYOFFS!?! Start by getting to .500

Why not?

Well, your owners are cheap Jew fucks.

Why not?

Well, your offense doesn’t score any runs.

Why not?

Well, your best players (on offense, at least) are injury prone and old as fuck.

Why not?

Well, because you’re on the Mets, that’s why not.

“I think it’s going to be a big year for the team and for me,’’ Wheeler said. “If you put goals out there, you are going to go out there and try a little bit harder.”

Agreed. We have a sexy pitching staff (Bartolo “Big Sexy” Colon leading the young studs). Let’s see them excel. Put your jew-gold where your big, playoff talking mouths are. YA GOTTA BELIEVE!

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