Wilpons Give Hush Money to Leigh Castergine

The Mets and Leigh Castergine have resolved their lawsuit. The two sides did not disclose the terms of the settlement.

As you all remember, Castergine was fired by the Mets as senior vice president of marketing and ticket sales because the team’s ownership objected to her becoming pregnant out of wedlock.

The media really shut this one down. It’s not surprising that some New York Jews have such a stranglehold on mainstream media, but dammit I really thought this one would do more damage. Donald Sterling got ousted for racism. I thought maybe the Wilpons would get ousted for sexism.

How much hush money do you think she got? This one really got swept under the rug. When you consider how PC everyone is these days, I’m amazed at how quietly this issue went away. I assume her little bastard has a totally kickass crib, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg. Little David Snow may never have to work a day in his life thanks to the “generosity” of the Wilpons. And yes, I am assuming his name is David because David Wright rawdawgs all the chicks that work for the Mets and they all fall in love with him and name their bastards for him.

P.S. How fucking great would it be to get hush monies? Is it the American dream? Don’t worry, I have a duty to expose any and everything related to getting the Wilpons fired, but if it was like…uhhh…the owner for some other team or other sport or just some celebrity or something? Oh, yeah. Hush monies all the way.

P.P.S. The level of chicanery that Jeff Wilpon has never ceases to amaze me. He claims he fired her because of declining ticket sales. Uhhh, yeah, Jeff. Ticket sales declined because of your SVP of ticket sales. Totally. Not because of the baseball team being absolute dogshit? Gotcha, Jeff. I know a guy that tripped on mushrooms and acid for two years straight in the dessert (Burning Man or some shit). In between his ramblings about space coyotes, he once said, “man, Jeff Wilpon is really delusional.”

New Book About Sandy Alderson Reveals *GASP!* That The Wilpons Are Cheap Fucks

There is a new book coming out called: “Baseball Maverick: How Sandy Alderson Revolutionized Baseball and Revived the Mets.”

First off, the Mets haven’t been revived.

Second, Alderson claims that in his job interview, Madoff wasn’t brought up. Well, that’s kind of an oversight, don’t you think? Actually, never mind, it’s not. The Wilpons would’ve just lied to your face and said it’s a non-issue.

The circus continues. It’s an all-Jew circus, so no pigs, please. Elephants are fine, seeing as how Sandy, Jeff, and Fred left a big one in the room during Sandy’s job interview.

Also in the book, Alderson claims that the money has stopped him every time he has tried to make a big move. No shit. He also claims the money problems were bigger than he anticipated. NO FUCKING SHIT! Jewness is a sickness; a disease. So long as the Wilpons are owners, there will ALWAYS BE MONEY PROBLEMS. Mo’ Money, Mo’ Problems, but in the Wilpons’ case it doesn’t matter because they will always claim to be victims and to be short on cash. They’re the classic woe-is-me billionaire. We’ve seen this before. They take no personal accountability. They have billions and they’re just to cheap to spend any of it. It’s not the Madoff thing. It’s the Wilpon thing.

New Commissioner Rob Manfred Doubles Down on Collusion With Wilpons

When news broke that Fred Wilpon would be head of the league’s finance committee, I immediately wrote about it: https://metsblow.com/2015/01/18/fred-wilpon-becomes-mlb-finance-chair/

Manfred has now responded, saying he DOESN’T UNDERSTAND why I am critical of this move. Derrrrr he doesn’t understand derrr. He says, “the committee mostly deals with executive compensation and budget reviews. Issues dealing with possible fraud or inconsistencies in financial statements are handled by a separate group.”

Oh ok! Now I understand! So it’s totally ok now! Fred Wilpon is definitely a fraudulent, inconsistent financial manager, but it’s ok! Because frauds are dealt with by other people! So it’s ok! Because when he gets scammed or does the scamming it will fall on someone else’s shoulders! Scam away!

P.S. Rushing to the defense of Wilpon quite swiftly, valiantly, and aggressively there, aren’t ya Rob? The commissioner doth protest too much, methinks.

P.P.S. Note “executive compensation” in Manfred’s quote, aka Fred Wilpon is in charge of the billionaires-lining-the-pockets-of-billionaires committee.

Jew Alert! Jew Alert! Mets players paying out of pocket for offseason workouts?!

Adam Rubin (ESPN New York) and Mets’ strength coach Mike Barwis have apparently confirmed this.

When I read this, I honestly thought I was reading one of my own satire pieces here at Metsblow. I can’t believe it. Is this real? Where am I?

This really is the beauty of Metsblow. The articles write themselves. Thanks Jeffy! Keep doing you, you fucking Jew snake bastard.

Lil Jeffy Wilpon (A father/son conversation)

Fred: Hi lil Jeffy! What’re you playing with?

Jeffy: Choo Choo twain!

Fred: Oh wow, that looks fun. And what a beautiful landscape it’s on. But it’s not moving…

Jeffy: My twain! My twain!

Fred: You have it placed backwards on the tracks. It can’t move if you have it backwards. *Fred leans in to turn the train around on the tracks.*

Jeffy: No! My twain!! *Jeffy grabs the toy train and clutches it tightly*

Fred: Actually, son, I bought you this train set, so technically…

Jeffy: MY TWAIN!!! *Jeffy takes toy train and smashes it repeatedly into a mountain.*

Sound familiar?