Fred: Hi lil Jeffy! What’re you playing with?
Jeffy: Choo Choo twain!
Fred: Oh wow, that looks fun. And what a beautiful landscape it’s on. But it’s not moving…
Jeffy: My twain! My twain!
Fred: You have it placed backwards on the tracks. It can’t move if you have it backwards. *Fred leans in to turn the train around on the tracks.*
Jeffy: No! My twain!! *Jeffy grabs the toy train and clutches it tightly*
Fred: Actually, son, I bought you this train set, so technically…
Jeffy: MY TWAIN!!! *Jeffy takes toy train and smashes it repeatedly into a mountain.*