Lil Jeffy Wilpon (A father/son conversation)

Fred: Hi lil Jeffy! What’re you playing with?

Jeffy: Choo Choo twain!

Fred: Oh wow, that looks fun. And what a beautiful landscape it’s on. But it’s not moving…

Jeffy: My twain! My twain!

Fred: You have it placed backwards on the tracks. It can’t move if you have it backwards. *Fred leans in to turn the train around on the tracks.*

Jeffy: No! My twain!! *Jeffy grabs the toy train and clutches it tightly*

Fred: Actually, son, I bought you this train set, so technically…

Jeffy: MY TWAIN!!! *Jeffy takes toy train and smashes it repeatedly into a mountain.*

Sound familiar?

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