Metsblog took it’s time defining and understanding what the Jewbrass means when they talk about “payroll flexibility.” Thankfully, over here at Metsblow, we know what it means.

Payroll Flexibility: We need to have enough Jew gold in the pouches we wear around our necks so that when the next Ponzi scheme comes along, we can properly invest in it and steal more money from the American taxpayer. Then, when the scheme collapses, we need enough payroll flexibility (re: Jew gold) to pay off the legal system so they decree that we were innocent (albeit ignorant) victims of the hoax.

Payroll Flexibility everyone! Payroll flexibility! Oh by the way, all the shortstops that have been taken this offseason (including the Korean stud Jeong-ho Kang) were signed for next to nothing.