Montero got sent down, but he’s coming back in ten days and the Mets are going 6-man-carousel-of-carnage.

I love the move. I think our staff is swinging huge dick. We’re saying that some teams have 2 or 3 viable starters and we have 6. They can all do it, so let’s do it.

Also, protect Harvey and deGrom’s arms. And keep them hungry. Let Harvey get angry and drooly in his cage and unleash him every 6th day with even more to prove.

P.S. Anyone saying a 5-man rotation is “correct” is retarded. There’s no rule saying that. And even if there was, rules are meant to be broken. “Conventional Wisdom” used to say that you couldn’t eat pig. Well, the Mets are going bacon on this bitch. 

P.P.S. It might be a 5.5 man rotation because Terry sometimes gets cute. 

Mets beat the Phils 2-0. 

The home opener. The Hopener. Hope springs eternal.

Read today’s preblow. Scroll down to the next article. I told deGrom he had to throw zeroes. Brilliant managing on my part. And the pen, too. Awesome. We can’t hit for shit. I’ll take the shutout.