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Recaps Blow: Mets Fall Back to Earth

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Nats 2, Mets 1. Tomorrow it’s Harvey vs. Strasburg for the rubber game. 

Game Ball to the grounds crew. Such gamesmanship.

This is what we’ve come to expect from the Mets. Win 3-1, lose 2-1, etc. Hopefully we can be on the winning end more often than not…

Should we trade the farm for Tulo to break this cycle? 

P.S. “New York Community Bank” is the new hot local commercial jingle of the year. It hasn’t reached “Cellino & Barnes” or “Pickin You Up Dial 7” status yet. We’ve yet to learn how replay-able it is.

Liveblow: A Lesson In Gamesmanship 

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If you think Jordan Zimmerman didn’t have advanced knowledge of the fabricated rain delay, I’ve got a bridge to sell you. It left deGrom cold and that’s why he let up that dinger to Ryan Zimmerman. So many Jew Zimmermans. 

They didn’t even put the tarp on the field! It didn’t rain! Gamesmanship from the division champs. Lesson learned. They won’t relinquish the throne easily.

P.S. Keith mentioned he thought it was a phony bologna rain delay. Keith knows. 

P.P.S. J. Zimmerman’s letting up hits anyway! 

Happy deGrom Day!

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You long haired freak
You long haired freak

Hoooooly shit. Am I too jacked for game 2? Probably. But look at what’s ahead of us: We have deGrom and Harvey taking the hill for a chance to WIN or perhaps even SWEEP a SERIES in WASHINGTON?! Is that real? Is that a possibility? Yup.

The reality is that with this rotation, we can win any series, including a certain series that I won’t mention but it rhymes with hurled schmearies.

I’m sure our hitting and our owners will find ways to screw this up, but you’ve gotta love our chances.

Mejia Isn’t Dead…

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Mejia doing his best Khal Drogo impersonation.
Mejia doing his best Khal Drogo impersonation.

Mejia not dead, according to the “news” from the bought-off Jew media.

Mejia not dead, says a mortician.

He’s just day-to-day (aka dead). Just an opening day cortisone shot. What’s wrong with that? HGH shots, anyone?

It’s just inflammation. They say he may not even need DL right now. Just 10 days on the active roster and then the DL. Might as well keep the bench as short as possible.

“Well it depends on what you mean by structural damage. Because the skin on the outside is fine. Maybe a little dry.” -Sandy

“We’ve got aloe.” -Terry

UPDATE: 15 day DL. Hopefully nothing worse. He’s dead.

TC’s Postgame Presser Was Gold

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He's soooo tan.
He’s soooo tan.

Yesterday, after the Mets won, Terry Collins addressed the media. He said that Tolo looked sharp and that our hitting looked like shit, but we’re now a good enough team to take advantage of doodoo fielding. Basically he said that we looked bad but the Nats looked worse.

He spit the unequivocal truth; the Nats ain’t shit.

And we’re no longer so shitty that we can’t take advantage of 4-out innings.

The takeaway from yesterday is that we were given extra outs and we won.

I just like that Terry called both teams out. Pundits (aka people paid by the Jewpons to make TC look bad) say he throws his players under the bus but I don’t think that’s true. I think he cares a LOT. Yes, the starting pitching was stellar, but we’re trying to change our identity at the plate (from dogshit doody hitting to competence) and he’s going to talk about it.

Regardless of what we think we can be at the plate, we should expect a lot of 3-1 games. If it’s in our favor, I’m cool with it.

Mejia = Parnell = Inception = Metsblow

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Mejia, on Opening Day, in the bullpen, warmed up for the save. Then, he didn’t go to the mound. Instead, he went to the clubhouse.

Did you know the exact same thing happened to Parnell last Opening Day? Is that weird? Does that show systemic corruption in our ability to groom and prepare pitchers? Does that show that time is a flat circle that the Mets are cursed forever and that we will be forced to be hopeful only to lose our best players season after season to a weird disease known only as METS?

Did you also know that Mejia had TJ already in his career? He’s done forever. Stiffness = done forever.

Liveblow: Middle Infield Makes First Error

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Oops!
Oops!

And in the top of the 1st, the much-scrutinized-for-their-lack-of-defense middle infield makes their first error. Murphy with the throwing error! It’s gonna be a middle infield for the record books, folks.

But hey, at least he’s not a fag, right? We should be thankful that Murphy even took the field, what with all the fags out there. Murph’s gotta save them from eternal hell-fire. He’s HELPING them!