Fuck the Nats!! Your big acquisition was no match for Big Sexy!!

The Mets are in 1st place. The Mets are undefeated. The Mets nearly tied last year’s win total against the Nats. 

P.S. No biggie but Mejia’s got stiffness. Totally not TJ. He’s fine. Day-to-day. No sweat. Back tomorrow. 162-0!!