Mejia Isn’t Dead…

Mejia doing his best Khal Drogo impersonation.
Mejia doing his best Khal Drogo impersonation.

Mejia not dead, according to the “news” from the bought-off Jew media.

Mejia not dead, says a mortician.

He’s just day-to-day (aka dead). Just an opening day cortisone shot. What’s wrong with that? HGH shots, anyone?

It’s just inflammation. They say he may not even need DL right now. Just 10 days on the active roster and then the DL. Might as well keep the bench as short as possible.

“Well it depends on what you mean by structural damage. Because the skin on the outside is fine. Maybe a little dry.” -Sandy

“We’ve got aloe.” -Terry

UPDATE: 15 day DL. Hopefully nothing worse. He’s dead.

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