And in the top of the 1st, the much-scrutinized-for-their-lack-of-defense middle infield makes their first error. Murphy with the throwing error! It’s gonna be a middle infield for the record books, folks.
But hey, at least he’s not a fag, right? We should be thankful that Murphy even took the field, what with all the fags out there. Murph’s gotta save them from eternal hell-fire. He’s HELPING them!