There, I said it. I know you can never have too much pitching, but we have to make a move.
When back to back 1-0 losses are predictable, a change has to be made. We need bats. We need hitting depth.
Trade Gee, Niese, Thor, Wheeler…somebody! Make the fucking move and get Tulo. Do something, Maverick. Do something!
If you told me we would lose back-to-back games 1-0 to the Nats, I would’ve said, “no fucking shit.”
We can’t hit. We, once again, thanks to the Wilpons being cheap douche Jewbags, have black holes in the lineup. We are fucking terrible. Metsblow.
You can’t win if you don’t score runs. How are the Mets content to trot this lineup out there? I’ll tell you why. Because Jeff Wilpon is a baby bitch who kicks down sandcastles. He’s just a whiny, stinky pussy who is nothing more than a failure at everything he’s ever done.
Welp, it’s a walkout! Boycott!
It took a month, but Tejada is back as a regular starter! I repeat: The Wilpons and Alderson have benched Flores (saying he needs a long breather) and are starting Ruben Tejada. The same Ruben Tejada that has been a black hole in the lineup for 6 (6!!) years.
Fuck the Wilpons. They allowed this to happen. Fuck this team. The pitching has to throw zeroes or we lose. Metsblow.
Nats 1, Mets 0
This was the most predictable outcome ever. Mayberry, Recker, and Tejada…wow. We couldn’t score if we had John Williams and Hans Zimmer with us. Metsblow.
Gio blows. We know, we know. Oh, oh. Too bad we don’t have Wright in the lineup. We’ll see how the lefties do against him.
Ruben blows. We know, we know. Oh, oh. Flores is getting the day off. The reasoning is that since Jon Niese induces a lot of ground balls (and a lot of home runs), Ruben is in the starting lineup to provide a defensive upgrade at SS, except that he doesn’t. Ruben Tejada is bad at everything. You look at him, look at this average, and go, “hmmm, well he must be able to field or something.” Nope. “Well, he must be fast or something.” Nope.
Niese is looking to bounce back from his nationally televised shitshow. C’mon Jon.
Well, there you have it. As if we needed more proof.
Jeff Wilpon is a disgusting, evil criminal. Jeff Wilpon doesn’t care about the team winning. All he cares about is Jew Gold, and he’s too stupid to recognize that the best way to make money is to have a winning team.
We must force him out. MetsBlow has always done, and will continue to do, everything it can for the good of the Mets. We stand together. #FucktheWilpons
Mets 4, Nats 0
Welp, that went exactly as expected. Neither team could hit for shit against two of the best in the biz.
Thankfully, the Mets got 1 off of Scherzer and his weird ass face. Cuddy hit a dinger. New fences!
Harvey, seeing as how he reads Metsblow, knew he had to put up zeroes, and he did.
Flores made another error ladeeda. Harvey bore down and got around it.
The Mets got 3 insurance runs off the Nats’ pen in the 8th, thanks to Werth falling down in left with the bases loaded. To Murph and the Mets’ credit, even if Werth caught the ball, it would’ve been a sac fly. Insurance runs. Wow. Who’d a thunk it?
Now we have to win the series. Uh-oh.
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Happy #HarveyDay
It’s no exaggeration; it’s the biggest game of the season. Harvey has to throw a CGSO if he expects to win. Nuff said.
Collins sounds defeated in the pressers, and rightly so. We’re playing as expected, meaning we can’t hit for shit. To challenge this, Herrera has been brought up to play 2B and Murph has been shifted to 3B. This, of course, is also to break up the worst defensive middle infield in franchise (and all of MLB?) history.
Ok, it’s not the worst in history, but I bet it IS the worst when you add the fact that the Jewpons tried to sell us on it. What I mean is, there have been worse M-IFs before, but the owner(s) and GM(s) have said, “hey we know it’s trouble but this is all we can do for the time being.” This is the worst one in history where the top brass has had the audacity to say, “these are our guys!” So tell me, does that make our top brass retarded for believing that or retarded for believing that we’d buy into that?
Biggest game of the season. We need a dark knight.
It’s about fucking time. The Mets’ middle infield is the worst I EVER DONE SEENT. The best guys should be out there. For now, while Wright remains on the DL, Murph will move to third.
Flores at SS could be done forever in two weeks. They may bring up Reynolds. That’s fine. I don’t care anymore. This team is about pitching. You have to protect the pitching. You can’t brag about your pitching and then have the worst defensive infield in MLB history. You have to protect your pitchers.
I don’t think Murph will be on the team next year. I think Flores will play 2nd–maybe, if he hits–and Reynolds will play short. I think Herrera will also play 2nd and Flores will play 3rd when David Wright gets injured again, because we all know that’s coming.
Who can hit? Who can field? Do we have someone that can do both? Wally Backman claims that Reynolds and Herrera can do both. PROVE IT! Find some fucking major leaguers and play them!
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