If you told me we would lose back-to-back games 1-0 to the Nats, I would’ve said, “no fucking shit.”

We can’t hit. We, once again, thanks to the Wilpons being cheap douche Jewbags, have black holes in the lineup. We are fucking terrible. Metsblow. 

You can’t win if you don’t score runs. How are the Mets content to trot this lineup out there? I’ll tell you why. Because Jeff Wilpon is a baby bitch who kicks down sandcastles. He’s just a whiny, stinky pussy who is nothing more than a failure at everything he’s ever done.