Happy Birthday Matt Harvey!! And Happy #HarveyDay to the fans.
You are the hero this city needs. If for your birthday you wished to be on a championship team, I think you might wake up in pinstripes 
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Matt Cerrone Blows; Eats Dog Doo
Matt Cerrone, the Metsblog douche lackey of the Wilpons, just wrote, “It’s worth noting that actual Mets fans will be in the stands, enjoying the show.” This is in reference to all the #HarveyDays that are coming up.
In the words of Leo DiCaprio, “you two-faced faggot!” You sycophantic, brown-nosing, boot-licking, doormat puppet domesticated cornball bitch. Wipe baby Jeffy’s bottom and kiss it. Tell him how yummy his baby farts smell.
Fuck you. Don’t ever talk to me about real fans–about “actual” fans. Don’t ever tell me what to do. Don’t ever tell me to give the Wilpons a god damn cent of my money. Are you gonna buy tickets for all the actual fans? Fuck you. How dare you imply that you’re even a Mets fan.
P.S. The cable company monopoly on sports is bullshit, too. I pay nearly $200/month just so I can have SNY. Girls don’t have cable TV anymore. They should offer an a la carte/dim sum kinda menu.
Harvey Looked Filthy. The Dark Knight Rises.
HARVEY! HARVEY! HARVEY!
6 up. 6 down.
He’s baaaaaack.
Blowin people away.
He looked filthy.
Gary, Keith, & Ron were jaaaaacked up.
I’m running around the block, naked, screaming, “HARVEY! HARVEY! HARVEY!”
Happy Get Nervous As Fuck Day!
Matt Harvey will start for the Mets on SNY today at 1 pm ET as his team faces the Tigers at Tradition Field. It will be Harvey’s first start in a game since undergoing Tommy John surgery in October of 2013.
How nervous am I? Very. VERY VERY. This is what it will be for the whole season. Any enjoyment will be mitigated by paranoia. For every pitch, I will be on pins and needles. All Mets fans will be. It’s going to be excruciating. But this is the crucible we must go through. Harvey needs to prove it. He needs to be the Ace and Cy Young winner and the Dark Knight. He needs to establish dominance. We won’t be satisfied until we reach the promised land. He has to stay healthy and prove that we’re a playoff team this year, and then we make the necessary tweaks and go all the way next year. That’s blind faith for ya.
I was at Citifield for the Harvey-Strasburg game in 2013. What a glorious win that was. Let’s see it in the playoffs. Happy Harvey Day. Metsblow.
Matt Harvey will not have his starts skipped
Aka The Mets desperately need to sell tickets and make more Jew gold.
“Ow my elbow.” -Matt Harvey in May.
Metsporn: Matt Harvey’s “My Gap Year”
“Spring training is right around the corner. Pitchers and catchers have to report on February 19. But actually, I’m already down at the training facility in Florida. I wanted to get here early.” -Matt Harvey, from this article: http://www.theplayerstribune.com/matt-harvey-my-gap-year/
YA GOTTA BELIEVE!!
Was him getting hurt during a Cy Young caliber season the most Metsian thing ever? Nah, when he re-injures himself, THAT will be the vintage Mets.
The Dark Knight Rises!? I hope so. God I hope so. Also, that movie was mediocre at best.
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