Mets And MLB Are Getting to the Bottom of the Tommy John Epidemic

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The Mets have agreed to allow the use the pitchers they selected in the 2014 draft to be involved in a study being run by MLB.

“I look forward to running zee experimentations,” said Qyburn, the new head of TJ studies for the MLB.

“We just don’t understand what’s going wrong,” said Sandy Alderson, as he counted the pesos on his desk in preparation to give to Ray Ramirez for his weekly stipend.

“MY FUNNY BONE WAAAAAHHH!!!,” cried Baby Jeffy Wilpon