A Translation of Sandy Alderson’s Quote on Why the Mets Will Not Be Signing Yoan Moncada

Sandy Alderson carefully, diplomatically tip-toed and explained why the Mets will not be signing the next great Cuban ballplayer. He talked about investment strategies, international pools, taxes, and limitations with Amed Rosario, among other things.

You can read his exact quote anywhere. However, only Metsblow has the quote from his inner-voice:

“OUR OWNERS ARE CHEAP FUCKING JEWS!”

That’s all. Oh, and in future news: Moncada is raking with the Yankees.