The Wilpons are cooking up huge things. Alderson, wearing sunglasses, said, “if you thought Huey Lewis was a big move, wait’ll you see who we book this year.”
Unfortunately, to see a show, you’ll have to sit through a Mets game first.
P.S. Huey Lewis didn’t even play “Hip to be Square.” It must’ve been out of the Wilpons’ budget.
The paid lackeys over at Metsblog and in the baseball blogosphere will tell you:
-Castro unavailable
-Tulo unavailable
-Flores will rake
-Everyone wanted deGrom, Wheeler, and/or Thor
-bullshit bullshit bullshit
The truth is:
The Wilpons are cheap Jew snakes that don’t care about winning. The end.
Here’s to hoping that Flores rakes (aka hits .250 thereby making him the 2nd best hitter on the team).
Mike Piazza wasn’t elected to the hall of fame despite having no official ties to steroids. 1) He’ll get in next year. 2) People that didn’t vote for him (such as Daily News scum writer Bill Douche Madden) said things like, “I have suspicions” that Piazza did steroids. That means he chose to follow the notion of, “GUILTY until proven INNOCENT.” His citizenship should be revoked.
Please remember what it means to be an American. Remember the beauty of this country’s constitution and it’s laws and remember that if we actually practiced what we preached, we’d be the most progressive, peaceful, productive country in the known universe.
Bill Douche Madden – the daily news is pure fucking trash and you should be exiled from the country for your angry-mob-like bastardization of our laws.
Piazza barely missed. He’ll get in next year. He deserves it. I have no idea what’s keeping him out. He’s not on the Mitchell Report. “Guilty until proven innocent” is all too common in this country.
Fuck the hall of fame. It’s all bullshit, anyway. Whatever. Don’t worry Mike, you’ll get in. Hopefully next year.
P.S. Happy for Pedro 🙂
I teleported to Port St. Lucie…
I was able to catch up with a few of the attending players…
“It [my shoulder] hurts already.” -David Wright
“It [my shoulder] hurts already.” -Jon Niese
“I’m excited to be a lynchpin and a guaranteed starter this year. They [The Jews] haven’t given the ‘keys to the castle’ to a first baseman in a while…not since Ike Davis, if I recall correctly.” -Lucas Duda
“They say if I work really, really hard at strength & conditioning, then someday I can be as big and strong as Kevin Plawecki.” -Travid D’Arnaud
“It [my shoulder] hurts already.” -Bobby Parnell
He’s got a swing like his dad’s.
Oh and by the way: He’s 15! LGM 2020!!
“No need to spend any money. We’ve got teenagers.” -Wilpon
The only thing sadder than the faces on the 7 train going to the game are the faces on the way back.
As if the MTA + the NYC trains weren’t already total shit…
Note: Last season I attended ZERO games. I watched about 160 on TV, but went to zero. Fuck the Wilpons. I ain’t paying egregious prices to ride the smelly, shitty 7 just to go see you take a dump on a baseball field.
Duda had 30 dingers last season.
We like Ike! We like Ike!
Boy, he really caught mets disease, huh?
The Duda abides. Hopefully he’ll be good, learn to his lefties?, and benefit from the fences being pulled in.
Duuuuuuda! Duuuuuuuda!
Dan Haren tells the Marlins to go fuck themselves. Marlinsblow. NLEastblows.
…in the winter leagues.
His stats: .322 with a .920 OPS, 6 HR, 18 RBI in 24 games with the Margaritas. Hopefully he’s not using up all his bat’s mojo. Also he’s got about a zillion errors.
Meanwhile, Tejada is doing pretty well for the Daiquiris.
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