I teleported to Port St. Lucie…

I was able to catch up with a few of the attending players…

“It [my shoulder] hurts already.” -David Wright

“It [my shoulder] hurts already.” -Jon Niese

“I’m excited to be a lynchpin and a guaranteed starter this year. They [The Jews] haven’t given the ‘keys to the castle’ to a first baseman in a while…not since Ike Davis, if I recall correctly.” -Lucas Duda

“They say if I work really, really hard at strength & conditioning, then someday I can be as big and strong as Kevin Plawecki.” -Travid D’Arnaud

“It [my shoulder] hurts already.” -Bobby Parnell