Oh, Should We Put O’Flaherty In Again?

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This is TC's brain.
This is TC’s brain.

Mets 9, Phillies 4

Well that wasn’t so fucking hard, now was it? Way to rebound. TC just needs to fucking listen to me. I’m glad they read this shit.

Gilmartin got the lefty Ryan “Power” Howard to ground into the inning ending double play? Hmmm…nah, though. Let’s try O’Flaherty. He was great against lefties 5 years ago.

Hey, nice dinger Tejada. Hey, nice front flip Brown.

Harvey got touched up a bit, huh? He was cruuuuisssing for a while. He got lazy with a big lead and against the bottom of the order. Well, a win is a win.

Daniel Murphy is dead.

No More Parnell Ever Again

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Phillies 14, Mets 8

Done. He’s done. Nice fucking throw down to first base, too, ya mook.

Collins? Maybe done. We’re losing 6-4 and you bring in Parnell?! Never again. You’re a moron. Put in Reed, or Commissioner Goeddel, or Gilmartin. It was a ballgame! We were down 6-0, so TC started warming up mop up man Bobby P, but then we got 4, so switch up the fucking plan! TC can’t manage his pitchers.

Also, Bighat Torres is waaaaay better than O’Flaherty. Until we get Blevins and/or Edgin back, I don’t see how we can still go with O’Flaherty over Bighat. O’Flaherty, really Sandy? Infinity ERA? He’s done. TC and Sandy, wake the fuck up.

Also, Niese is officially out of the playoff starter consideration pool. PLAYOFFS!? PLAYOFFS!?!?

Today is #HarveyDay. We have to win the series against the Phillies. HAVE TO. We’re home. It’s a joke. Come the fuck on. Win the game before the big, daunting road trip ahead.

Biiiiig Seeexxxxxxaaaayyy

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Colon threw 8 scoreless innings and hit a screamer for a single.
Colon threw 8 scoreless innings and hit a screamer for a single.

Mets 3, Phillies 1

Familia was rocky, but held it down for Colon’s brilliant night. Tolo even scored a run on Grandy’s dinger. Another game ball goes to Conforto was 2 for 2 with a solo shot and a walk.

And thus begins our long division stretch. 3 here vs the Phils, followed by 3 in Miami, 3 in Washington, and 4 in Atlanta. Then we come home to face the Marlins for 3. If it wasn’t for Turner Field being haunted, I’d say we’re facing nothing but bitch teams. NL LEEEEEEAST. Gotta own this shit.

Meanwhile the Nats are losing to Lackey and the Cards. Loooooosers.

We’re Not A Complete Team

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Red Sox 6, Mets 4 (F/10)

The bullpen blows. We’re not a complete team. Harvey gets lifted after 6 innings (103 pitches) of lights out ball, and the bullpen blows the whole fucking thing.

Our pen is bad, guys. We’re not a complete team. We’re not there yet. Get someone. Get K-Rod back or something. Do something, because THIS IS OUR SHOT AND THE BULLPEN IS FUCKING BLOWING IT.

Pennant Race Blow: The Nationals lost at home to the Marlins. Scherzer was pitching. He got touched up again. WOOOOOOOW they’re strugg-a-ling. NL LEEEEEAAASSSTT.

Matt Williams Says He’s Never Seen Anything Like It

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So Span got hurt AGAIN yesterday. Matt Williams, the Nats’ manager, is shocked. He’s “never seen anything like it.”

So, Matt. Matty Matty Matt Matt. Matt “manager of the year 2014” Williams, let me ask you a question: Do you watch baseball?

My eyes! I can't see!
My eyes! I can’t see!

Are you fucking kidding, Matt? I’m not even talking about Mets baseball. I mean sure if you watch the Mets ever ever ever, you’d see we’re oft injured. The most in the majors. Fine. But I’m just talking about ANY BASEBALL AT ALL. Baseball, motherfucker, do you watch it? Are you surprised that the Rangers are better this year? Prince Fielder broke his NECK last year. And Yu Darvish is still hurt this year. They’ll be better next year…or will they? Injuries can plague a team. What the fuck are you talking about, Matt?

The Nationals have moved to blaming injuries. HA! HA HA FUCKING HA! Tell that to Zach Wheeler. Tell that to Travis or David. Hey Nationals, you silver spooned pieces of shit, welcome to adversity. Maybe next time don’t let LaRoche and Clippard go, you freakin mooks.

We Won Because…

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Mets 9, Phillies 5 (F/13)

Because there was no O’Flaherty or Recker in this game. Good job. Way to stick with it.

We also won because of a really fucking lucky play off Torres’ foot and into Murphy’s glove and then out of Murphy’s glove backwards into Torres’s glove at 1st. That was nuts. Good on Torres for covering after being struck in the foot.

Also Jelly and Cespedes hit dingers. Hey, we set a franchise record for dingers in a month! Do you think that has anything to do with getting the 2x home run derby champ on our team? Maybe? Just maybe?

The Phillies Don’t Know The MLBN’s Flagship Program?

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So the Phillies have a problem with this?
So the Phillies have a problem with this?

Mets 6, Phillies 5

No, they don’t really have a problem with quick pitching. Their problem is with that fact that we’re better than they are. They’re a dogshit team and we’re not. They’re frustrated. Lame. Super lame. When a brawl breaks out today, Harvey better not punch with his pitching hand.

MLB Network’s “Quick Pitch” with Hansel Robles and every pitcher ever will be followed by:

Roid Rage with Roger Clemens at 10.

Spitballs with Michael Pineda at 11.

And of course, our new flagship program, Batflipping with Daniel Murphy and every Cubano ever.

Switch on over to NFLN for “Helmet to Helmet” with Teddy Bruschi and Bill Romanowski.