Lagares dead? Duhhhh. Expected. Obvious. He has no place on the Mets and why would want any value out of a gold glover? Plummet that trade value, boys.
Matz with a “minor” elbow flare-up. Kenan? Kenan?! Whatcha mean, minor? Huh? Awwwww, here it goes.
So now the Mets are gonna have Conforto rot on the bench instead of getting his reps in the minors. Both answers are wrong. We should’ve traded him two years ago for Arenado. Now the Mets are in his head. Bumgarner and all lefties are in his head. Hey, wait, that’s fucking baseball! If you can’t deal with asshole owners and asshole pitchers, you can’t be a ballplayer. So get tough, get your bp in, and make the most of your starts. A crowded OF is good. Be a fucking major leaguer. Spell Grandy because he’s old. I’m glad Bruce wasn’t traded. I’m glad Conforto wasn’t traded (for anyone other than Arenado) and now, thanks to a “lucky” injury to Lagares, the incompetent brass is forced to make the correct move.
Reyes dead? Obvious. Lagares dead? Obvious. He’s needed TJ for 2 years. Oh, wait, it’s his thumb! He’s only needed that one for 3 months. Get the TJ while you’re at it. We’re out forever so it doesn’t matter.
Yesterday, TC said that Lagares’ elbow injury is a torn ligament requiring Tommy John surgery. “Well, there’s only a couple of things you can do,” Collins continued. “One would be to have Tommy John and the other would be to rest it and just be careful.”
However, Sandy Alderson later clarified (re: LIED) that Tommy John surgery isn’t a consideration. “It’s not anything we’re looking at,” Alderson said. “It’s not an issue. He has soreness in the elbow.”
Soreness! HA! Have you seen him throw this season? Did you see him throw last season? 100% TJ is needed. Give me a fucking break. Cannon to noodle. Fuck you, Sandy, you “Pinocchio Ass Nigga.”
Juanny Beisbol has also been playing through a rib injury that has been bothering him for weeks and had slightly diminished his range, but Collins says that it’s finally healed.
“The rib injury is going away. So that’s not a factor,” Collins said. “He’s swinging the bat real well right now.”
It’s true, he’s hitting better in June. Hopefully he can get his full range back. He’s been beat a couple of times this year. That NEVER happened last year. Sandy and the Mets are mishandling the shit out of Juanny. Pray for him.
Juanny Biesbol?!? Hamstring strain??
Throw him in the pile. Send him to Valyria with the rest of the men stricken with METS disease.
Another day in the life for us miserable Mets fans. Metsblow.
Where have we seen this before? Hmmm…
Oh, that’s where!
In the words of Gary Cohen, Juanny Beisbol’s catch was “golden.”