The Orioles are willing to trade LH reliever Brian Matusz sending cash in the deal, “but the Mets may prefer other options,” major-league sources recently said.

And by other options, they of course mean, “keeping the money in our greedy Jew pockets.”

The Mets are looking at Cardinals LH reliever Sam Freeman and Nationals LH reliever Xavier Cedeno. Both are out of options and unlikely to make their team’s Opening Day rosters, indicating they could be available in trade.

Oh, great! So we’re looking at picking up a dude from the scrap heap! Awesome! Amazin’! Let’s Go Mets!

This is why the Edgin TJ is even worse than the Wheeler TJ. Wheeler fell in the one area where we actually have the depth to (mostly) make up for it. But without Edgin–who was absolutely lethal last year and only getting better–we’re totally fucked in the bullpen. Well, we wouldn’t be totally fucked if the Wilpons weren’t the total Jew fucks that they are, but here we are. Metsblow.