Can Clutch Jelly Do It Every Day?

Photo of Neil Walker, or Wright, or half the team…

So Jelly’s gonna play 2nd now? All is well? All is well!!!! He got it done last night! That means we don’t need Walker, who is opting for surgery and is dunzo for the year, right?

Mets fucking blow.

Oh wait it’s September! That means rosters expand! We can see Dilson Herrera play 2nd…wait…

Are We Back?

Are we back? Just as Joe Buck is saying what a terrible move it was to let Murph walk, Walker hits a two run dinger off of Arrieta. You did it again, Joe. 

Colon dazzled. He took advantage of an amorphic strike zone. It was beautiful. Reed with a strong hold and Fam with a 1-2-3 save.

I’m going to the game today. Get your brooms out!

We Brought It Home!

We’ll name him ‘Dinger’

Well, at least for one day, we brought the power back home to Shitti. Walker is just one home run away from tying the franchise record for April (9) with Mets studs Carlos Delgado and uhh…John Buck. So yeah that record means absolutely nothing. I think it’s shared with Dave Kingman, too. Have a good contract year, Neil 🙂 

Too bad TC pulled Thor early and he didn’t get the W. But the team did, so that’s good. That BASHTARD Bastardo walked the first guy he faced. Oy vey.

Keep up the merciless beatdown of the doodoo teams. 

Pray for Yo. Pray for d’Arnaud.