The Mets have issued the following statement:
Bobby Parnell (forearm soreness) shut down for a week.
“For a week” not including the other 70+ weeks he’s been shut down for. Just a week lololol no biggie we’re fine I think they bought it, Fred!
Shut down for deadness. Minor case of deadness.
Bobby Parnell plans to:
~pitch his guts out
~Get his bonus
~blow out his arm forever
They’ll never gift the job to Mejia, because young bull saves = mo’ $. Choooo. About 2mil more if he’s the full-time closer. 2 mil!? 2 MIL!!!?? Good god. The Wilpons have a vivarium to feed. He’s gotta STOMP IT OUT! all season to win the job.
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