Mets sign Duda aka Mets do something right aka let’s see how this one fucks us over

Avoiding salary arbitration is good. Good job Mets.

Fences in! 30 (40!?) dingers from Duda!

I’m so happy we have Duda. I felt the same way about Ike roughly 2 years ago. The, “finally, we don’t have a question mark at 1B” feeling.

Keep Lucas the FUCK away from haystacks and pollen.