We got Tolo. Check. Beautiful. Big sexy with a $50K bonus is he wins the silver slugger. Ballin. We got de Aza. Backup outfielder check. Boom. So now just RP and Cespedes. Yup, they’re totally listening to us!
If the demands are not met by Feb, we’re gonna do a big protest. Start prepping your signs, your pb&js, and your tents because it’s gonna be a big one. I’ll bring my guitar. But for now, let’s assume all is well. Today is officially Festivus. No doubt, we’ll sign Cespedes today. The Mets never let us down!