Merry Fucking Christmas You Jew Fagoats

  

That’s an old photo of Murph as Santa with fellow ex-Mets Jon Niese and Justin Turner before he became Turnersbane of House Redbeard (re: roided up).

The Wilpons are Jew fagoats and they remind us on Christmas that we may need to kill them. Murph signed with the Nats for 3/37.5 hahaha what a fucking bargain. We knew we wouldn’t sign him, but when actually looking at the price tag and the team he signed with, it’s infuriating.

Also to all the shill bitch media: stop telling me how I feel. Stop saying I’m shocked. Stop saying that it’s not a surprise that we’re not going to sign Cespedes and that we asked him if he’d consider a two-year deal and his agent laughed and hung up. I’m not shocked!! I’m just fucking angry!! Stop acting like we’re stupid.

This entire website exists because of how not shocked I am. This website exists because a lazy asshole like me thought that making a site focused on Mets blunders and front office Jewfagoatery would be the easiest job in the world and the thing would write itself. And it fucking does. We made the fucking World Series and it still manages to be cake to write.

But we have a real job to do. Other than going to the House of Black and White, we have a list of demands. I wrote it a few (2, maybe?) articles back. They have some more time, but we need to start preparing to protest and force the Wilpons out like Frank McCourt was. They haven’t officially Jewed out of the offseason yet. They have time…hell, Cespedes is still out there. Other talented guys, too.

No Cespedes on Festivus. No Murph on Christmas (he loves his sweet lord baby Jesus but not in a queer way). Our demands have not yet been met. 

2 thoughts on “Merry Fucking Christmas You Jew Fagoats

  1. arturothebull says:

    KC signed Ian Kennedy for a lot of money. KC has a lot of money ’cause they made it to the Series. They intend to invest this money so they return to the Series. There is a difference between owners who want to win (in addition to making money) and owners who merely want to make a profit.

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