PLAYOFFS!?!? WATCH

Only because the NL blows.
Only because the NL blows.

The Mets are 1 game behind the Cubs for the 2nd wildcard spot. HA! The Cubs fucking destroyed us this year. They’re so much better than we are. But let’s just say that the Cubs struggle (they’ll play the Cards and Pirates a bunch, while we play the Phils and Marlins), and we end up making the 2nd wildcard (humor me). Everyone says, “oh, we’ve got the pitching! Just get in!” Newsflash to Metsblow nation: Are you fucking kidding me? If we play the Pirates in the wildcard matchup, we’re FUUUUUUCKED.

Here’s what’ll happen: deGrom will lose 1-0 to Gerrit Cole.

The run will be unearned. It will stem from a Murph error.

Cole with throw a CGSO.

He will face 29 batters in the game. Ruben Tejada, batting 2nd, will strike out swinging on a pitch in the dirt to end the game.

We will get 1 hit. It will be a double by Jacob deGrom. He will not advance beyond 2nd.

We will get 1 walk. It will be by Granderson to leadoff the game. Tejada will fail to get the bunt down, striking out in the process, and then Duda will hit into a double play.

1 more batter will reach base at some point in the game. The Pirates aren’t perfect. They make errors. So deGrom will probably reach base twice. But that’s it.

All of this assumes that we actually make it in. Maybe if we get Tulo.

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