The Brewers are technically the 2nd worst team in the league. They are 1/2 game in front of the Phillies for that honor.

So here’s what I think happens: I think the Mets take 2 out of 3. Niese, Colon, and deGrom against trash pitching. Much like we showed against the Blue Jays, we can QUIET DOWN any bats. And against dogshit pitching like the Phillies/Brewers, we can score 1 (maybe even 2!) runs.

Here’s what will happen next: Sandy will go, “Seeee! Seeee! We’re fiiiine. It was just the curse of Turner Field.” We have a knack for putting masking tape on hemorrhagic wounds.

Have we run out of masking tape? Not with our pitching. It’s possible we lose 1-0 for the rest of the season. It really is. I don’t deny that possibility. But the Mets have shown that they’re a not-completely-dogshit team because of their 10/10 pitching and 0/10 hitting and fielding. That’s better than teams like the Phillies and the Brewers.