Preblow: Mets v Braves – We Could Be in 1st, 2nd, or 3rd by Series End

Don't forget to take his Mets hat along with his scalp.
Don’t forget to take his Mets hat along with his scalp.

The Mets host the featherheads dirt worshippers blanket-asses buffalo lovers eskimos redskins injuns maize-munchers savages squantos tomahawk-chuckers Braves for 3 games this weekend. The Mets are in 1st, but the Nats are 0.5 behind and the Braves are 2.5 behind.

Big Sexy takes the hill tonight against Alex Wood. Wood got ejected his last start, so this should be a good opportunity for him to bounce back.

They say Murph will be back any day. Meanwhile, Blevins is DEEEAD and Plawecki is DIIIIZZY and Tejada is a DAAADDYY. Herrera is back, though, and they (non-Mets scouts included) say he’ll be an all-star someday. It should be fun watching him grow up, get hurt, go to another team, and become said all-star.

Expect to see Parnell in this series. His 12+ ERA in the minors bodes well!

2 thoughts on “Preblow: Mets v Braves – We Could Be in 1st, 2nd, or 3rd by Series End

  1. Paul says:

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