Noted dork and Mets’ front office lackey Matt Cerrone made sure to snap a picture of his boss Fred Wilpon signing autographs at Spring Training.
Metsblow got a closer look at some of the signings…
“Fuck your hopes, fuck your dreams, fuck your face. Fred”
“I hope all the bad things in life happen to you and nobody else but you. Fred”
“I need about tree-fiddy.”
“Freddy ‘Got Fingered’ Wilpon”
“What is this? Oh, a baseball. Fred”