Hall of Fameblow: Piazza not elected (this time)

Piazza barely missed. He’ll get in next year. He deserves it. I have no idea what’s keeping him out. He’s not on the Mitchell Report. “Guilty until proven innocent” is all too common in this country.

Fuck the hall of fame. It’s all bullshit, anyway. Whatever. Don’t worry Mike, you’ll get in. Hopefully next year.

P.S. Happy for Pedro 🙂

REPORTING LIVE: From offseason camp in PSL

I teleported to Port St. Lucie…

I was able to catch up with a few of the attending players…

“It [my shoulder] hurts already.” -David Wright

“It [my shoulder] hurts already.” -Jon Niese

“I’m excited to be a lynchpin and a guaranteed starter this year. They [The Jews] haven’t given the ‘keys to the castle’ to a first baseman in a while…not since Ike Davis, if I recall correctly.” -Lucas Duda

“They say if I work really, really hard at strength & conditioning, then someday I can be as big and strong as Kevin Plawecki.” -Travid D’Arnaud

“It [my shoulder] hurts already.” -Bobby Parnell

Does the 7 train go to Auschwitz?

The only thing sadder than the faces on the 7 train going to the game are the faces on the way back.

As if the MTA + the NYC trains weren’t already total shit…

Note: Last season I attended ZERO games. I watched about 160 on TV, but went to zero. Fuck the Wilpons. I ain’t paying egregious prices to ride the smelly, shitty 7 just to go see you take a dump on a baseball field.