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You Can’t Spell Playoffs Without Yo

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**DOUBLE UPDATE: Cespedes only needs to hit 1 (yes, just 1!) home run per game as long as Thor throws 8 scoreless innings per start. The studs must be STUDLY!!

**UPDATE: I’ve crunched the numbers, and I’ve determined that all Cespedes needs to do is hit two home runs per game and we’ll make the playoffs. 80 dingers in 40 games. Can he do it? It’s our only hope.

 

Playoffs?! Playoffs?! I just hope we can finish over .500 wooooow do we blow.

Still nice to see Yo and Asdrubal activated. It’s really a much better team now. We’ll only get blown out by 7 or 8 instead of 30.

Hopefully they can get their sea legs and do some damage. For the love of God, sign Yo. Dunno if you’ve been paying attention, Jewpons, buuuuut I think Bruce, Grandy, and Conforto ain’t exactly gonna cut it out there.

What’s the Point Without Yo?

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Yo and the firing squad with a front row seat to the pain.

What’s the point without Yo? This game was over before it started. And without Gary, Keith, and Ron? God the FOX broadcasts are fucking brutal. Matz has to put up a GEM tomorrow. Give us some good vibes going into the break. Zeroes or bust. Without Cespedes, we reeeeeeaaaally blow.

Logan can’t cut it. We should get Ervin Santana or something. Get Gourriel you cheap fucking Jews!! He won’t cost a single player. Don’t you get that winning is what will make you the most money? Isn’t that so fucking obvious by now? We are lacking in personnel, plain and simple.

We Go As Yo Goes

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He changes the whole damn lineup. He puts fear in the opposing pitcher’s heart. It’s all Yo and we all know this. When he’s dangerous, so is everyone else. Stick Conforto back in the 3-hole and let’s see him feast again. 

Not to mention Thor gettin it done for us. Nice rebound from the ejection game.

Rivera should catch every day. Everyone’s thinking it.