Syndergaard TwitterGate: The Sequel to HamSandwichGate

Noah Syndergaard, shut the fuck up and get your head out of your ass.

1) Fuck that fan. Shut up. Shut the fuck up, you stupid fan.

2) Thor, get your head out of your ass. Responding to trolls on twitter is ridiculous. Grow up. Making fun of his 9-5 job? Don’t stoop so low. Your fans are mostly 9-5ers. Your fans are mostly regular guys. Don’t make fun of them. Be a hero. Be better.

Mets’ Twitter Account Hyping up Recker

@Mets on Twitter just posted this: Reck-It! Last year @Anthony_Recker posted career highs in R, H, 2B, HR & RBI. He looks to build off his success in ’15. 

Last year, Recker batted .201 with 27 RBI. All aboard the hype train!!

P.S. I stated this in my previous article but wow does this blog write itself. Sitting back and waiting for the Mets to trip over themselves is as assured as gravity. It only took about 3 hours since I posted my last article for them to do it again. If only Vegas had a prop bet of, “The Mets Will Do Something Retarded Today.”